I have to make a confession. Beeing a moderator isn't all just fun. Where before I had the absolute freedom to post whatever came to my mind, now I have my inner critic that censors everything before I even push the post button. Where my mind set before was "hah, those fucking kike mods will never dare to delete this", after I got moderation powers it changed to "oh no, I can't post this slightly offensive post as a moderator, I will disappoint those who put trust in me". Let's face it: My rebellious, creative phase is over. So I do as every artist who has run out of ideas, I will make a best of compilation of my critically acclaimed work. Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly present McGyver The Best of The Best A Compilation With Exclusive Comments Treatise about the Impossibility of Off Topic http://forums.empiresmod.com/showthread.php?t=18274 Where I logically pwn Candles. My most intellectual piece of work. I was knee deep into philosphy at the time and found it applies to this forum very well. Which phone for the Führer? http://forums.empiresmod.com/showthread.php?t=17638 Where I recommend a smartphone to a famous Austrian statesman. A classic. I take the usual tech recommendation cliche and mix it with political incorrectness. The crowd went crazy. An open letter to myself http://forums.empiresmod.com/showthread.php?t=18003 Where I write a letter to the smartest person in this community. As hitting the nail today as when I was writing it. Timeless. What feelings do you have when visiting these forums? http://forums.empiresmod.com/showthread.php?t=15962 Where I explore the emotional burden this forum puts upon us. All emotions have been replaced by eternal numbness nowadays. Imagine everyone from this community on a plane. It crashes... http://forums.empiresmod.com/showthread.php?t=16611 Where I explain the options of surviving a plane crash. Cannibalism is a taboo in our society and I did my best to whet someones appetite. My time in exile. An autobiografic report. http://forums.empiresmod.com/showthread.php?t=17555 Where I explain the traumatizing experience of being banned. I will never forget the terrible feeling of being at the mercy of someone else's power. Nowadays these memories are what cheer me up when I ban someone. Haswell is coming! http://forums.empiresmod.com/showthread.php?t=17693 Where we discuss the advantages of cleavage. Back in those days, Haswell processors were the shit. I was young and naive and thought that Intel would revolutionize the market. Test: How masculine are your forum posts? http://forums.empiresmod.com/showthread.php?t=18566 Where I am recognized as the most alpha in this community. I wrote this in a time when the community was on the verge of turning into a gay date site. I used this scientific test to remind everone who should penetrate whom. Empires fitness thread http://forums.empiresmod.com/showthread.php?t=17595 Where I try to make the community more fit. I was worried about the physical health of several community members at the time. Also I wanted to improve my body to get more chicks. So Austria won the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest http://forums.empiresmod.com/showthread.php?t=18524 Where Austria makes the biggest comeback since 1945 An early attempt to get a discussion about the maximum image size on this board going.
One day you will look back on these posts and think "jesus fuck how did I have so much fucking time and WHY DID I WASTE IT ALL". On-topic: I liked the FührerPhone thread
'2008-2015'. Most of that happened during or after 2012, and only one happened before I started lurking the forums every now and then in early 2012. We are truly in the golden age.
It just keeps getting better, I imagine there is some kind of Moore's law for it - that eventually there will be some kind of glass ceiling but it never comes. "my time in excile" made me cry, not manly tears either. I wept like a puppy that lost its mother.
At least this forum had style while being shit, but this is just pure unstyled shit, it's a shitheap.