At the back of beyond At the back of beyond A story written by sergeant "Thomas Matthus Andreas Pickel vaan Warze", "First aircraft devision sergeant of the united northern territories and staff sergeant of the dancegroup "The Immortals"" We walked 3 days on a way to the southern "Brenodi base for requirement to kick the notherns in the ass"(BBFRKNA) to complete our current order... "The destruction of the Brenodi boss" (DBB) "Hans Dieter Klaus Berbäl Tom Andrew van Vonhuusen"... The long way to the "BBFRKNA" But suddenly... we saw the new brenodi experiment "The giant tank of destruction with 30 nukes and 20 depleted uranium MG's to kick the NF's in the ass" (GToD30N20DUMKtNFA) and thought... o__0 The "GToD30N20DUMKtNFA" can be seen on the horizon So we risk to enter the "Brenodi base [...]" and destroy that thing with our big backpacks, each full with 40 stickie bombs... On the way to the tank, two "Brenodi asses that just exist to defend this damn base" (BATJEtDTDB) spotted us, but we fired our "big Stick rifles with big stick power" (or our heavy rifles) and kicked their asses. The "BATJEtDTDB's" killed by "stick rifles" Then we reached the brenodi experimet "GToD30N20DUMKtNFA" and thought... o__0 We cast off our backpacks and threw, Threw, THREW our stickies on the armor and ran away... After 4 minutes of waiting, we thought the stickies are stoned, we saw this BIG explosion... and all the "BATJEtDTDB's" burned and ran away before they died in the holy fire of our stickies... The mighty destruction of the BE exp. in ZB-3-23(date) After more than 3 days of walking, we were back and all our friends said: "WELCOME BACK, MISFITS!", and we thought again... ó__Ò' "Why misfits?", we asked... but now we saw, that all our baggage lay i front of our rax and knew... "We are misfits and all friends we have, are we self..." (WMAAFHAWS...)... And suddenly it occurred to us, that we forgot to kill the Brenodi boss "Hans Dieter Klaus Berbäl Tom Andrew van Vonhuusen"... Thomas and his friends are now misfits "Thomas Matthus Andreas Pickel vaan Warze"
It's quite simply the most beautiful storyline I've read to date, the character developement, the beautiful art. 11/10
