all hands to battle stations

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  1. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    But muh SSRIs are what keeps me happy!
     
  2. Gvazdas

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    It's probably my age, but I really dislike the taste of alcohol in general. I mean, whiskey is okay for me personally, but anything else just tastes like absolute shit to me. Including beer. And don't even get me started on non-alcoholic beer.
    Also fuck shit my webcam is horrible quality.
     
  3. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    hates alcohol but, likes whiskey.... lmao.
     
  4. Gvazdas

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    I know, I'm fucked up. I hate alcohol, but hate whiskey a little less.
    Is something wrong with me? I'm asking this in the most serious way possible, by the way.
    Am I a tentacle monster from the future that feeds on whiskey?
     
  5. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    If you aren't man enough to drink real alcohol you can always get drunk by drinking Bellini, it also works wonders on underage virgins. :P
     
  6. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Doubtful, they feed on bodily fluids.
     
  7. Grantrithor

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    If you aren't drinking coolers you are only drinking to get intoxicated.
     
  8. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    When you come from a line of abusive alcoholics, and observe how much terrible they are as people.

    You realize you have a genetic gun pointed at your head, and you have the constant reminder that you are expected to fail and turn into white trash like your mother and Mexican step father.

    I am the first one to graduate high-school and to even attend college in my family.
    And seeing as im attending school to learn about medicine and a lot of my classes consist of system failures, watching autopsies on dead alcoholics is disgusting as fuck.
     
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  9. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    So, an upcoming doctor with trailer trash past?

    Its almost like you pulled that one from a soap opera 101.
     
  10. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nvdh0FMzr0
    I don't want to be a doctor, I just want to get into cancer research and see if we can speed up the prosthetics regarding mechanical limbs.
     
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  11. FN198

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    are you kids serious? beer has virtually nothing to do with hard drugs (mcgyver) and you guys give way too much attention to alcohol (destroyer, bigteef). just because you like beer does not make you an alcoholic. a lack of anything else fun to do and not having a healthy social life makes you an alcoholic.

    if you cannot yet appreciate beer, hope that someday you might. there's worlds of flavors that you have yet to discover.
     
  12. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    Hate beer, too bitter. Whiskey, Vodka, Rum, Gin, Absinthe, Akvavit, Brandy, Cognac, Tequila and so forth are all fine to me though. Most red wines are too bitter too, but I enjoy a good Port now and then and sweeter white wines.
     
  13. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    I tried this cocoanut drink while I was in Wisconsin with my dad on our fishing trip.

    It had alcohol in it, but it was small and there rest was milk, cinnamon, and pineapple juice with cocoanut shavings. I liked it.
     
  14. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    The noodle incident. You refer to the fishing trip all the time, and by the sounds of it you've most likely travelled around the entire world and gone to ever strip bar on this fishing trip. WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF FISHING TEEF?
     
  15. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    You will never decipher the code....
     
  16. Empty

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    Highfive
     
  17. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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    Belgium
    Nickname
    So yeah
    Beer 4 lyfe

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    (my stash is actually below the desk)



    EDIT: BONUS POINTS to anyone who can correctly guess how many items there are on this desk of the following types:
    - Desktops
    - Laptops
    - Tablets
    - Smartphones
     
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  18. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Thats fucking disgusting man.
     
  19. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    everyone post garbage on top of your desk
     
  20. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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    The beer part or the desk part

    Because honestly there isn't anything organic on there, it's just a bunch of paper and chinese electronics
     

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