A challenge to take things to the next level

Japanese is hard :<
I learned boy girl newpaper book juice coffe and water

 

You sure you learnin' that right?

 

Newpaper and coffe, are these kind of toilett terms? :D

Anyway I only leared hiragana & katagana a while ago cba to learn more, at least atm, since I won't use it myself anyway (like in "speaking, writing, reading") and therefor not learning it quit right,
yeah learning by listening ... XD

 

Hell doesn't exist. Niether does Heaven while we're at it. No, there is no life after death, only this life. Get over it.

 

あなたはこの読めば、ゲイはあなたです?

私は私のガールフレンドからいくつかの日本語を知っている

english please

 

Well aren't you lucky?

 

http://translation.babylon.com/japanese/to-english/#
Your 'girl'friend is gay ...

Are you stupid if you read this?
Pls translate back kthx
I can write in other languages too if you like ... but the joke is always the same, and tbh LAME GTFO MY INTERNET

 

あなたが障害クソです。

 

I can translate that:
Your mum is gay.

See?

 

assuredly not I have amassed quite a bit of evidence of your mothers heterosexuality

 

those internet translators suck. they always put the words out of order, heres wut I said.

1st. あなたはこの読めば、ゲイはあなたです? = If you can read this are you gay?

2nd. 私は私のガールフレンドからいくつかの日本語を知っている = I know some japanese from my girlfriend

If you were able to read my jappy, then congrats! you winz a cookie. :D (and I dont watch anime FYI)
....but speaking it is way harder then reading it for some reason. Italian is better anyways....

Noi italiani siamo meglio comunque, senza offesa per tutte le non-italiani.

 

Haha, well that wasn't aimed at you, but anyway... :p