So, ya know, it seems that this kind of thing falls on me now. This kind of thing being birthday threads. So here's the best I got for ya, Grant. Happy birthday. I will now take this opportunity to say a few thoughts on what I remember of Grant in the past year. In the past year, Grant has on more than one occasion made me wonder if he is Poe's Law in action. Grant has also been at the forefront of his field - making Teef legitimately question his continued stay with the community. However, the most memorable thing about Grant is this: he's Canadian. Welp, that's about all I can think of. I encourage everybody to reminisce about Grant in this thread.
MCGYVER I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A HOMOSEXUAL. NICE SELFIE. WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HAVE ANOTHER MAN'S COCK BALLSDEEP INTO YOUR THROAT? IT MUST SUCK KNOWING THAT IF YOUR TEETH EVEN GRAZE IT THEN YOU'LL BE TIED UP AND SPANKed. WOW YOU'RE SUCH A MASSIVE FAGGOT I HAD NO CLUE. /joke lol le anal memay
This is true, I hate grant-kin and transgrants. You can't just identify as a Grant you have to be born a Grant.
But we all know it's just a brain disease, get healed, bro! There's no reason to be grant if you could be normal instead, take your daily dose of anti-grant medicine! You might not even go to hell for it! Wait ... what are we talking about again ...
