bus is here, do you wish to get on? yes/no entering school compound, mission: find 1st class. -check map. -head northwest. a gang of foreign exchange students approaches fight/evade? -evade. foreign exchange students evaded. -head northwest. -check map. -head west. entering class AS102: choose seat front/back/middle? -back. obtained item: "syllabus" "syllabus" was added to inventory. -check "syllabus" blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah -close syllabus the teacher is assigning 1st assignment choose a group: cool kids/smart kids? -choose cool kids class is over: get "student loan"/get "bus pass"? -get "student loan". -check map. -head southeast. uh-oh! a line! get pizza/wait in line? -get pizza uh-oh! you have 5 minutes to find the bathroom! -check map -head south bathroom found! place toilet paper on seat? yes/no? -no are you sure? -ok, yes pressure released! get "bus pass"/get "student loan"? -get "student loan" -head north. obtained item "paperwork". "paperwork" was added to inventory. "paperwork" must be taken to the financial aid office by 2pm! -check map. -head east. press elevator button? yes/no. -yes. -use "paperwork". "paperwork" successfully dropped off. get "bus pass"/go to bookstore? -get "bus pass". -check map. -head south. uh-oh! the "bus pass" is on another level! -head north. press elevator button? yes/no. -yes. there is a sexy girl on the elevator: smile/say hello/do nothing? -smile. damn, that was awkward. -stfu. ask for "bus pass" yes/no. -yes. obtained item "bus pass" "bus pass" was added to the inventory. go to bookstore/go to bus? -fuck it, go to the bus. :p
