1 spare key for dota, fist one gets it

=[BSID]= CPT Cpatton: get in here
Theino: i started a game
Theino: cuz you were 5
=[BSID]= CPT Cpatton: I know
=[BSID]= CPT Cpatton: so finish it
Theino: k
=[BSID]= CPT Cpatton: ur gonna lose anyways
=[BSID]= CPT Cpatton: cause paradox is in the game
Theino: ugh
Theino: paradox is so bad
=[BSID]= CPT Cpatton:
=[BSID]= CPT Cpatton: I know
Theino: he's constantly complaining about his team too
=[BSID]= CPT Cpatton: it's so true
Theino: despite him going bounty hunter and not pressing 'r'
=[BSID]= CPT Cpatton: srsly
=[BSID]= CPT Cpatton: he has nothing
Theino: not to mention the perseverance first
Theino: totally useless
Theino: ugh
Theino: i want this game to end
=[BSID]= CPT Cpatton: :<

Some people never learn.

 

heyhey I went perseverance cause I was winning lane and we were ahead, so I thought lets go bfury, but then y'all started losing and I couldnt finish it.

 

Y'all just a bunch of feeders.

 

https://dotabuff.com/matches/79149352

y'all includes you. Going less than 1.0 as a BH? Terribad.

 

Going less than 1.0 K/D ratio in that game was not unexpected. The other team had very difficult heroes to gank (except early-game kotl/drow, but they were prob safe lane). He should have just farmed like ls and went for end-game.

Lets look at a real newb:

https://dotabuff.com/players/17580634

Less than 50% winrate? That's the de facto bar of being half-decent. Looking at your recent matches, you are STILL playing the same 3-4 aggressive str ganks, despite the fact that you cannot use the same recycled strat for every game lineup. Hell, a third of your total games are with SB, and you STILL have less than 48% winrate!

I also noticed that you have unusually high K/D ratios for those overplayed heroes. You still think getting kills are more important than preventing deaths? No wonder you are making a big deal about paradox's K/D. Feeding carries >> getting kills as a ganker. That's my 2 cent. Thank goodness you are in most people's blacklist.

 

Watch the actual replay and then start giving me shit, it's like saying someone has 5-10 sucks , but he couldve gone 5-0 first and then everything went to shit and he went 10 deaths cause of factors beyond his doing.

You should go suck a dick now

edit: the Sad thing is you are bitching about me being bad whilst you have 99 games as spiritbreaker, "your main hero" and your win rate on that isnt even 50.

 

Lol nice link to my stats, if you can count you would see my win rate is greater than 50%. I think you meant

https://dotabuff.com/players/23216004

As far as my winrate with SB, most of those games, probably close to 90 of them, were played previous to Valve finally getting around to fixing most of the damn charge bugs. They only got around to fixing them within the past month or so lol. It's because I simply enjoy the hero and don't mind the WLR that I continued playing him.

"unusually high K/D ratios for those overplayed heroes..." Lol yea, Lich is such a ganker, and that's why I won my last 2 games playing supports. Troll harder, this is pathetic.

 

cpatton is so bad

 

cpatton is horrible.

 

Cpatton you are fucking terrible.

 

Dota is terrible.

 

It's not that he sucks. It's just that he's always pooled with players that are significantly better than him.

 

OR WORSE.

Getting wins as Spirit Breaker in CAPTAINS MODE.

Sign of the pool don't you think?

 

Still failing to get that WLR above 50% there Dox. Even Greeter specifically called that out as newb. Enjoy your fail.

 

I was at 51.5 percent, if you go check my dota buff matches you'll see I started losing massively since last week basicly WHEN MY FUCKING FINALS STARTED, I'm playing dota 2 in my breaks. If you don't believe me count the win/losses from these past 10 days and substract them from my real one and you'll see 51.5 faggot.

Come back to me when you stop being so horrible at everything you do

 

Why do people bother making such horrendous attempts trying to save face? Is this what idiots think trolling means? I played a game yesterday with some idiot feeding the other team while saying ridiculous stuff on his mic to himself. Before the game ended, he yells in the mic "YOU GUYS GOT TROLLED!" I don't get it anymore.

 

lololol he such a pro troll XD

 

Cpatton I saw your mom on facebook.
Shes hot.

 

Thanks, I'll let her know, I'm sure she will be flattered. I'll be sure to let her know you aren't really Jason Alexander.

Lol @ Dox trying to math. You don't ignore data in statistics when it isn't outlying silly. Just two months ago you had a set of 20 matches just as bad as the last 20. A month prior you did worse. You couldn't even devise a control chart to remove the past 2 weeks of data. Lrn2stats nub.

 

i got a homie who drafts SB every now and then, shit works decent against certain lineups