get a wooden plank .5x.5 about 2 foot long - or go break a straight branch from a tree. LOTS LOTS of duct tape and some spray paint. below is your plank/branch - break it at the x's and apply masking while the broken part are at an angle to the branch. =x===x= so you get this. \===\ about 15 rolls of duct tape later it should look like this:
Buy a crowbar, cover it in paper mashe (or whatever its called), let it set and dry, cutthe crowbar out and then stick the paper mashe cover back together again?
Hey there guise. Hamster here with a quick note before i sign off for the night. Anime expo was awesome. I'll post something moar comprehensive tommorrow.