Thy Empires Holy Bible

All hael eth Krezno!

 

Iam the first and true Prophet of Krenzo you have no right to make false accusations in front of Thy Lord Krenzo, may he judge your buggy code.

 

And a day shall come, when all of the heretics and un belivers will be cleansed...

 

or in other words, when Dynasty Warriors decides to make a game that isnt the same exact game as the previous one.
or in other words, when micheal jackson becomes black again.
or in other words, when Paris Hilton becomes a nun.
or in other words, when square enix decides "Ok, screw final fantasy, I'm tired"
or in other words, when you can be considerd a straight and play WoW
or in other words, when being good at guitar, makes you good at guitar heroe.
or in other words, when Jesus is effectively known as, that one guy, and Krenzo is known as Thy Holy Lord Krenzo

 

Krenzo is already known as Thy Lord Krenzo which makes all those others irrelevant cause Krenzo is the only way. XD

 

Burn the heretic!!!

 

Kill the Alien!!!

 

Cleanse the Mutants and the Heretics! - DoW? ;o

(cleanse the intruders) - NS

 

I think it was "Beware the psyker, the mutant, the heretic"

"Now we dance" - NS
"We need better players" - NS

 

I am sad when Empires finally became a clan, I was there.

 

There should be some sort of crazy pledge, like

"I pledge myself to Thy Lord Krenzo,"
"To respect the great Krenzo'nian Empire,"
"To never pee in the pool,"
"To be nice, or be forced to eat spice,"
"To never eat cows, lest I meow,"
"To build turrets, but no farms,"
"To steal Dee's ice cream, and run like a pansy"
"To use arty, but but never spam,"
"To fight thy enemy, no thy commander,"

This is all the insanity I can think of for now. I'll try to think of more to add later.

 

THE SECOND COMING IS UPON US!!!!!

 

It's true! I'VE HAD VISIONS! Great & awesome visions full of explosions & a hint of beauty!

 

I want to say something very, very bad, right now. It's very, very bad. But I can't, since I'd be banned in a bad way, but trust me, it's damn hilarious.

 

PM's or GTFO

 

Thou shall creatieth Thy blimpeth
Empires 56:183
Thou shall also PMeth Thee, thy hilariousness

 

*cough*

 

should thee fail to choose wisely thou wilt be afflicted with Ikalx-comm and pwn'ed unto the end of days
- Empires: Book of 0wn't

 

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