your team might be losing when....

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  1. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    your commander researches 5 types of engines and no armor

    your team decides to camp the base and build walls

    your the only person who joined a squad
     
  2. wealthysoup

    wealthysoup Lead Tester

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    ... 95% of your team are scouts
    ... when the commander doesnt research
    ... two words-boomtank rush
     
  3. The Buttery Lobster

    The Buttery Lobster Drama Queen.

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    ...the main assault force in your armored division consists of entirely of jeeps
    ...there are numerous issues regarding how teh get ammoz
    ...people seem to be more concerned with preserving the wilderness surrounding the resource nodes in your territory rather then exploiting the natural gas inside them.
    ...your squad, with discipline and obedience, decides to rendezvous at the commander waypoint--placed at the bottom of the lake in emp_money.
     
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  4. arklansman

    arklansman Member

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    Jeff Foxworthy is your commander.
     
  5. Chahk

    Chahk Member

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    ... you cannot get out of the CV without swimming.
    ... the enemy team is playing "hump the queen" with your CV.
     
  6. theotherjms

    theotherjms Developer

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    ... when the commander, from jumping out and building the radar and VF, has more rank points than everybody else on the team.

    ... when the commander has more rank points from driving over a single enemy than everybody else on the team.

    ... when the team's victory depends on my tank aiming skills

    ... or my knowledge of tank armor and engine stats, for that matter

    ... when, if HSM commands the enemy team, Krenzo turns on sv_alltalk
     
  7. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    hahaha.. yeah so i ripped him off.. his jokes suck anyways.. plus i think this is a fun way to teach noobs the basics :P
     
  8. REX

    REX Member

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    you suddenly see comments like

    ...WHO TOOK THE CV ?

    ...STOP! THAT IS NOT A BOOMTANK YOU IDIOT!

    ...GET OUT OF THE CV!

    ...STOP HIM FFS!

    ...its over he flipped it
     
  9. Pope_Homeless_XIII

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    ... Tom Ridge is your commander. :p
    ... your team has more jeeps than tanks.
    ... your team has heavys but no armor, engines, or weapons have been researched.
     
  10. ^Dee^

    ^Dee^ Former Super Moderator

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    When your commander demands you build the refinery before we can have a VF... Then doesn't place the refinery... Then doesn't bother placing a VF afterwards.
     
  11. Carnifex

    Carnifex Member

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    ...half of your team is killed by the same scout all the time and keep respawning instead of waiting for a revive. (escort, *ahem*)
    ...some emp_recruits are humping the CV trying to be commander, while there is already someone in it, thus there is noone left to build stuff.
    ...alot of people make tanks and get the tank destroyed in the first battle they have with another tank or turret ><.
     
  12. KILLX

    KILLX Banned

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    ...your team cant advance past the flag in the huge S bend on emp_escort for about an hour.
     
  13. Shinzon

    Shinzon Member

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    -Your team consists entirely of engineers dedicated to placing ML turrets against dual HE tankS on escort

    -Your commander happily sits in base even though "Commander is under attack" has looped for the 5th time now

    -Your commander decided to waste starting res on walls
     
  14. Opie

    Opie Member

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    ... you have researched comp armor, advance coolant engine, heavies, UML and HE as BE and have people tell you that the other team has better tanks and that I need to research better crap. (Their team had regen only, I jumped out to kill people, and my team starts celebrating cuz the new comm researches "better stuff" {reactive, fission engine} while using up all our res)
     
  15. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    ... when your team has 6 radars built thru out the map
     
  16. dizzyone

    dizzyone I've been drinking, heavily

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    ... when your comm recycles your vf to afford one more paper heavy tank.
     
  17. KILLX

    KILLX Banned

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    that doesnt mean your losing. if you have the resources to build and protect 6 radars, it will give you an advantage, as you will have nearly full blanket coverage of the map.
     
  18. PaperJack

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    ... when everyone in your team gets disconnected .

    ... when Commander is totally AFK and your team doesn't want to kick him out of command .

    ... when your Commander researches Nukes and Rail but no vehicle chassis able to use them .

    ... when you have APC's and your Enemy has Heavy's

    ... when everyone in your team can't drive .

    ... when everyone in your team can't spawn vehicles ( that one really happened )

    ... when you see a Granadier placing 8 mines around the command vehicle .
     
  19. Jcw87

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    There is actually a defense for this. Shoot the comm vehicle with anything, and it will move slightly, setting off the mines early and killing the grenadier.
     
  20. Private Sandbag

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    move the comm vehicle and with a bit of luck you'll detonate the mines, blowing him to kingdom come. or loosing the game for your team. you know, one of the two.
     

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