I'd laugh at it's hair except it's the perfect typing to utterly wreck our entire team. Predator shifted his aim, the Staravia was too fast, it had used 3 doubleteams, he had to make this count. 3 shots rang out and the leech seeds landed on target. Staravia ignored the condition and struck back with a wing attack. Predator fell to the ground bleeding. 'Go on without me. You can do it Empty. Don't make my sacrifice in vain.' Fighting back tears, Empty sent out Grant. Thanks to the leech seed Grant was easily able to tank the Staravia's hits. But the damage was done, by the time the Staravia fell, Predator had already bled out. Some heavy hits were doled out by a surprisingly tough slowpoke. He eventually went down to a super effective thief. In life we have to make sacrifices. Sometimes it's hard to decide whether they're worth it. Slade would have been a valuable member, but without his sacrifice piplup likely would have killed Paradox, leaving the team without a good way to take down their foe. The swift stars came hard and fast and Slade went down. The piplup went down, Slades sacrifice wouldn't be forgotten. Trixter was defeated once again, but the losses were hard. With Predator down we have no real way to take out misty. I guess it's grindan time. Next up nugget bridge!
Well that was easy as fuck. Nothing of note happened really. GOLD PRECIOUS GOLD IT WAS ALL A FRONT ITS A GOD DAMN PYRAMID SCHEME I blame myself for this, I should have realised he was team rocket since he's wearing a FUCKING TEAM ROCKET OUTFIT SONOFABITCH Sweet mary jesus. Oh dear god. Critical confusion to my face, could this be the end of Paradox? Thankfully we pulled through, but that was WAY too close. Some grass! Let's find out who's lurking here. That's even better than cottonee, if we train this lil' guy up Misty won't have a chance, 4x resistance to water ftw! Everyone say hello to Devourawr. Yeah, I accidentally pressed B when it asked for a nickname, soon as we find the name rater I'll fix it.
I don't play any of the new generations. How far away is the name rater? Would it be easier to catch a new one and name it after me? Anyhoo, lotad kinda suits. I like it. What's its nature?
Cpatton was ready for action, he stared the slowpoke down and prepared his course of action. The slowpoke drew his pistol and in one action cocked and fired off a water gun. Cpatton crumpled to the floor. Our retribution was swift and just, but seriously a level 18 slowpoke, jesus. This poor fuck washed ashore, we put him out of his misery. Lotad is proving to be quite versatile. about damn time. Fuck yeah. Nobody here but a voltorb Oh it looks like Bill's sick fetishes have been getting the better of him. A quick cell-seperation later and he's back to his former self, guy gave me the SS Anne ticket, cool guy. Perhaps I can fix that. We should go visit Misty soon anyway.
looks like a bomb went off in here. My initial hypothesis may be more accurate than I thought. A likely story apart from the fact you're wearing a god damn Rocket uniform. Close call, nearly lost a man but I switched in grant to tank the explosion. A happy ending after all! I guess we get to keep the explosion TM we got off that rocket guy. Kinda useless though, who wants to sacrifice a team member? MY NEMESIS, WE MEET AGAIN, CHEST HEIGHT SHRUB Oh god yes, more grass before we take on misty. LETS SEE WHAT WE GET fuck yeah darumaka, lets catch dis foo
Fuck. YES Meet candles. Woot. By request. I did have one, until he died :[ Tempting but I don't have a sentret nor can I trade for a vulpix since I can't name it. Sorry little girl. GASP. MOAR GRASS. We need pokeballs first though. Why hello there new recruit And our newest recruit is vulkanis! Yay! Our party is full atm so he'll be hanging out in storage for a while. Current team.
Fuck yeah, I'm a- What the fuck *is* that? Pokemon sure has changed from when I first played it. Eh, as long as it makes shit burn I'm happy with it.
Aww yeah vermillion city. Aww yeah old rod. That means I can get a magikarp whenever I want, which is to say like never because I already have 2 damn good water types. Fucking ace we get a bike too when we get back to cerulean. Holy shit a raichu And a ludicolo I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT Ohh evo stones. I choose water! fuck yeah. Mhm mhm. dats right. YOU, AGAIN?
I'm taking a break now so you guys get to make a choice! We can either go do the SS Anne and battle some fools on a boat n shit. OR we can go through diglett cave, see where it leads and meet a new team member. OR we can go investigate the route to the east of vermillion, do some training and get a new team member.
