Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Empty, Dec 9, 2012.
Jolteon and Vaporeon are probably the best two, they're about equal, one is offensive and one is defensive.
Next up would probably be espeon and umbreon, both are a bit more niche but still viable. Then glaceon and leafeon which while ok functionally, have crippling type weaknesses which impede their ability. Finally, at the bottom of the pile we have flareon, the sack of shit.
He just looks so fluffy and awesome who the fuck gives a shit about hwo good he is just lvl it to 99 and you're set.
he's so fluffy I4m going to die!
If your using wireless... This might not be it but, I had a problem with my wireless router dropping packets like crazy. For me it turned out my wireless router(or my wireless network card) was shit and incapable of giving a stable connection over 53mbps even though it was supposed to be able to. Once I set the router to max out at 53 it stopped shitting on my upload/download. You could mess with your max speeds and see if it works.
I fixed my net woot.
Gotta do some uni stuff but I might kick this back into gear on satday.
Where am I? What happened? It's been so long.
I remember giving up, for a long time. Viromans loss hit me hard, I turned to drinking, alchohol, drugs, it was a rough time. But I pulled myself together. I went to the pokemon centre, got cleaned up and I recovered.
I'm a reformed man. With my team of allies by my side, I'm ready for everything.
It's us against the world. We only have Jephir the smeargle in reserve, so this is pretty much our entire lineup. I don't remember where I've caught pokemon so I'm going to assume if I don't have a pokemon caught in that area it's fair game. LETS RETURN.
And that's the team at present. I believe we were going to take on Koga? I'm not really sure how high level he is, I'll do a careful recon mission in his gym and see if I can battle any of his lackeys.
I literally have no idea. I've fought all these guys so it's a mystery whether or not I'm ready for koga.
I'm gonna grind until I get one or two more pokemon up to 46 I think, we have 2 there already
Cloud unleashed a flurry of razor sharp leaves at his foe, the gastrodon was covered in slashes and cuts, but it did not fall. It gathered up it's remaining energy and unleashed a torrent of thick black sludge from it's mouth. The goop slammed into Cloud and he was killed instantly by the impact. The poisons hissed and bubbled as they slowly dissolved the frail pokemon's body.
2 fucking minutes in and we already have a loss. I hate everything.
Vulkanis returned fire for his fallen comrade, but the damage was done.
It's back, awesome!
ur own fault for letting me die
I just realized how depressing this is, having these pokemon all die by dissolution into piles of toxic sludge.
It'll get even worse when we have suicide bomber Voltorbs and what not.
I just had to dig through like five pages to remember that I got kidnapped by Giovanni. What the fuck.
We've already had like 3 voltorbs explode.
Nobody's died from one yet but I'm like 100% sure at some point it'll just fucking happen, some random fuckhead will have an electrode and that'll be game over for one of our bros.
I have an idea.
This is one sweet-ass special attacker now. Just need to train her up some more.
Just realized we can fish here and get a new team member...
Oh my fucking god YES. MUST CATCH.
Dat Dafenz. Mmmmmm.
After some grinding I get 2 members to 50, vulkanis is 48.
I think it's time.
KOGA. LETS GO!
Bugs... Well Kylegar is weak to bug moves, but Shitstorm has a rock move. Vulkanis is out first so I think I'll let him take point and bring out shitstorm when we need bigger firepower.
No plan survives first contact.
Not sure if this is safe or not. Heracross has a nasty megahorn.
The beam of energy slammed into Kylegar, his expression didn't change even slightly, as he toppled and fell.
We bad. Volcarona is horrifically OP with high speed, and massive special attack. It dropped kylegar easily. Our only hope is cloyster, but I don't think he can tank an attack from volcarona with his measly defense.
I think the only chance we have is if I heal cloyster and attempt to use a rock move. Otherwise we're screwed. Zeke is going to have to take the hit. Sorry friend.
Zeke's fur burnt filling the air with a foul stench. The small creature collapsed to the ground, charred to a crisp. Empty prayed Zeke's sacrifice was not in vain
At this point I'm seriously worrying this thing will kill our entire team.
It's do or die. Godspeed Shitstorm.
NO MERCY. Thank you Shitstorm, you are the hero this team deserves.
We're not out of the fight yet.
Scizor is a tough opponent, massive defense, bullet punch (which always goes first and deals lots of damage) and ludicrous attack. Shitstorm is in danger, but I think if we land a surf we'll make it.
Taken down. Excellent work by shitstorm.
That was a fucking intense battle. 2 men down. I'm sorry friends.
It's time to cross the ocean boys and girls!
I wonder if I can teach it to some girls...
I fly back to pallet town, and I realise theres some water here we can catch a friend in, technically it counts as pallet town!
Fuck yeah another tentacruel. It's no viroman but maybe he'll join us.
This isn't going well, he keeps poisoning us and I'm spamming potions like a bitch. I'm worried I'm going to have to kill him.
The waves of boiling water slammed into Beerdude, the force knocked him into the water. He didn't resurface.
He was at full hp so I assumed he could switch in, take a hit and then we could run, I ran out of potions and the tentacruel wasn't sticking in his ball.
I guess it's lucky I did this. If I hadn't switched, tentacruel would have crit and killed vulkanis instead. Still a sad day. We've finally run out of Furrets. I don't think we'll find any more.
We lose beerdude and miss out on a free tentacruel. Hardly "safely".
I return to the cinnabar coast, to grind our surviving 3 team members up to an acceptable standard. I think that's it for today.
I want in.
You're on the list.
Wait you have to ask?
I just figured if he liked you enough, he would name a pokemans after you.
I hadn't thought of ddd.
Generally I try and think of a forum member that matches the pokemon, but if someone wants in I'll try and put them in somewhere.
Now you reminded me of Mayma.
Where is Mayma
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