VULKANIS-CHAN'S KAWAII BLOG : A thread of musings.

The musings of Vulkanis : words upon words.

Table of contents

Entry one : Captain shit post and his scrappy crew strike!

Entry two : In which we go on Jihad. PART ONE OF THE ADVENTURE

Entry three : I think I lost a few brain-cells. PART ONE PART TWO PART THREE PART FOUR

Entry four : Why would I do this to myself

Editor's note : this is a continuing saga about anything I feel like posting about. Yep.

 

Captain shit post and his scrappy crew strike!

IT BEGINS



Time to suffer through anothe--



I forgot that I did this, it's a tad bitter-sweet ; on one hand I don't have to read the post, on the other I cannot laugh at it unless somebody has quoted it.



SHIT THE BED ALREADY I SEE. I don't even know where to start, this is worse than when Mayama would word wrap. Fuck.

Well, I'll just scroll down, and fu-








EMPIRES MOD FORUM FOR ALL OF YOUR ANIME DATING AND ANIME CAREER ADVICE NEEDS note : advice provided by inbred macaques





So many fucking questions,

• What does the text in the avatar say?
• What does your title even mean?
• Why is the greyscale for your avatar zero?
• Why would you scale an avatar with text to such a small size?
• Why would you decide MS paint is your choice image editor?
• Why are you allowed to exist?

Okay, I need some aspirin.

 

I missed you Vulkanis.

 

Vulkanis-chan sugoi!

 

What that fuck is this shit.

 

In which we go on Jihad.

BAM, I'm back. I'm getting a bit bored and my early new years resolution is to try getting away from the FPS and RTS genre. Fuck new years, I have a shitty game to play.

REQUIRED LISTENING (scroll down)











































Found this in a thread on SA, no idea what to expect.





I have no clue as to what the fuck but I do know this music makes me want to jam centipedes into my ears.



I wonder where the fuck the Americans are, a mystery, truly.



This game wasn't blessed with the most intelligent AI.

To be continued?

It's called broadcasting my thoughts into the Empires mod forum blogosphere. DUH.

 

So shocked, he forgot the difference between "that" and "the". Good job Vulkanis.

 

I hope Viroman kills this thread with some of his unfunny pictures soon enough.

 

there you go.

 

Thanks. I will throw in another pic to be absolutely sure.

 

If anyone is wondering, I intend to go post for post with this thread, every dumb question or shitty thing I see will be met with a post in this thread. In short : I NEVER DIE!

 

Tl;dr
Don't care since i blocked every avatar and sig picture anyway.

 

Baracks obama refers to me not being able to pronounce barracks correctly, I used to ( 2-3 years ago) pronounce it as BARACKs ( obama)

 

I think I lost a few brain-cells.

I didn't even notice it before, I guess my brain was too busy celebrating the primary directive of said thread.

Let's play a game I like to call "Count the deviations"

• Anime fanatic (KAWAII ANIME GIRLS MEGAHURR) *ding*
• Anime porn fanatic (KAWAII ANIME GIRLS MEGAHURR) *ding*
• Admitted paedophile (Look at his forum avatar, I'm sure he'd prefer I said lolicon. I won't.) *ding*
• Cartoon horse porn fanatic (Only witnessed on the EPIC teamspek(lots of shit like that there)) *ding*
• Brony (Look at the above quote also his avatar on teamspeak is a cartoon horse with a pseudo-phallus in its mouth) *ding*
• Furry in denial *DING**DING**DING**DING**DING**DING*
  
  CONGRATULATIONS SIR, YOU'VE WON. YOU INGLORIOUS BASTARD, YOU'VE WON!

 

Vulkanis is a fucking quality poster. Spartacus or mcgyver edit your signature ( duno who it is )

 

Awww you edited all your hatred out, even though it sounds far less offensive this way, I'm still displeased.

Speaking of which, amnesty Zeke 20.12.12, pls, so he can witness the world end live.

 

Six standard deviations? I wonder if anyone can beat that.

 

I think I lost a few brain-cells.

When did I edit hatred out? I formatted the post to be more legible, I can understand why you're not aware I did that, you're not too familiar with the concept. If you want some proof that I hate terrible people here you go, I hate bronys, closet pedophiles, furrys and anime fanatics.

I'm not even sure what this is supposed to mean, what world is ending? Does the world to you only include cartoon horses, anime and the Empires-mod forum??? Also fuck Zeke, not credit to team.