http://gizmodo.com/373313/secret-stasi-files-reveal-east-german-army-had-porno-unit-in-eighties Oh yes. For the Fatherland indeed.
One of the german city-states wiped out france in my total war game. Was hilarious. Then I killed them and took france. Now holland rules most of europe. Once I finish off spain, the rest of germany is getting it, and maybe venice too, frigging forward-thinking bastards. Oh and italy too, because if I capture rome I can become the pope and abolish catholicism which will make it easier to convert people to protestantism. At least I think that's how it works.
Congratulations on getting past 3 turns on Empire Total War campaign without being bored out of your mind. Mine crashes in campaign mode anyway. They don't know how to program worth a fuck over there, but I love their games.
If you can play any other total war game you should be able to play empire, it's like the least boring of the entire series. Besides, I just attacked norway in my third turn. Decided to play as sweden because I got sick of having all these crappy american provinces and being at war with the entirety of europe. Once I get denmark out of the way I'll go and take over america, the native musketeer unit is awesome, like normal musketeers only with 90 range.
Well the problem is mostly that the game crashes in campaign mode. Dont ask me what more the game needs than 8gb of ram, 3ghz of CPU ass, and a GTX 275. The other games did the same on my older computers, I need this one to be able to run M2TW and RTW, its pathetic really.
My computer is too slow for ETW, but it has almost never crashed.. U sure u got the latest patch or anything?