The many faces of the Empires community

i TOLD you it was disturbing... and I even made a disclaimer on it.

off-topic: stupid finals! You make lobster miss out on Empires playing!

 

CoB is Finnish. :p

 

The only two contries that did nothing to anyone... and you want them to fight eachother?

I mean, who in their right minds hates the Swiss? the Finns?

Russians and Finns share a love of going to a sauna then jumping out into the snow then running back inside screaming your head off...

 

Heh, that's a common subject of speculation and jokes among the youth here.

Well, that's debatable, if you're talking about Finland and Sweden.

They have saunas in Russia? ;o

 

Yes... We have saunas... Its called "Banya" there is also an expression "Pashol v Banyu" That directly translates "Go to the sauna" but the meaning is "Screw Off"

Appoligy Aviar for not using the right term, but, do you really have to go calling me retarded? It hurts me deep inside ... And about the politicans isn't that true everywhere?

 

Speaking of battles, I'd like to see Monoco or Lichtenstein face off against the Vatican's Swiss Guard. If I'm not mistaken, that's the tiniest most symbolic and useless army in the world. The Swiss gaurd actually have pikes, I think, and does Lichenstein even HAVE an army? They should all invade each other for a day, have lunch, then head home.

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*wikis Swiss Guard* looks like they actually are quite profficient in MP5 use since that KGB/East German assasination attempt in the 80's. Coolio!

 

Don't mess with the Vatican Commandos! =P

 

Or the Papal Guards

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Switzerland invaded Lichtenstein this year.

Swiss troops marched five miles into Lichtenstein before one of them figured out where they were on the map.

They then promptly turned around and went home.

And no one cared.

 

I just googled your photobucket address.

 

Stalkers!

 

That was funny. I laughed! Plus, Swiss army does not equal swiss guard. But I can see how they'd be close. I completly forgot about the invasion, though. That made me lol alot.

 

Well, the picture is crap but...

 

snazzy shirt

 

Oh that Einstien and his silly tongue-sticking out knees bent running advancing behavior. XD

 

is that a black belt... necklace? for super ninja status

 

it's actually a scarf. It was cold there. And no, thank you, i DONT like harry potter. Gah, don't get me started ranting about THAT.

 

Yup, I think that picture adequatly sums up your mental state :p Also, HARRY POTTOR ROX LOLOLOL

 

If you weren't a super moderator, I would suggest that you're testicles are removed to prevent you from procreating and thus adding more Harry Potter fans to this oh so cold and dreary world of ours...

 

...I've never seen a picture of you before, much less commented on one...

So confused.

BUT HAY! Someone has another one of my quotes in their siggy now. I aer teh awsm, etcetera etcetera. So that shall console me.

Damn you, Lobster, damn you and your full set of slightly asymmetric but mostly well-maintained teeth!