The JPL and consortium conspiracy.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MooJuiceThaHater, Jun 6, 2011.

  1. MooJuiceThaHater

    MooJuiceThaHater Member

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    It's clear to me that some JPL's (which are still in JPL) wanted the creation of consortium.

    Look at the proof.

    Complete lamer has been an asshole ever since hes been on steam while
    dubee has been an asshole for about a year or so and he has been kicked from JPL.

    Consortium has taken some of the best genadiers from JPL.
    Notice how dubee's mic has been "broken"

    Face the truth. Complete lamer killed dubee out of jealousy of him being a better gren then him. To avoid the truth from being uncovered he has taken dubee's account with him which is why dubee has been an asshole lately and why his mic is "broken". By supporting the creation of consortium he was able to get rid of more grenadiers like fishstick.

    The actual leader of todays consortium is complete lamer and walmart greeter. It is unclear about walmarts implications in the conspiracy but it probably has a link to him trying to hide himself under the name of catch 22.
    FN is trying to promote the idea of him being the actual leader when he is only a minion/frontman of the real brain behind this much like president obama.
     
  2. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    We had to go derper into FN's mind to implant the idea that he owns consortium,
    and FN is trying to poach moojuice from EPIC,
    both Moojuice and lamer are from the same region,
    so it's possible that Moojuice is utilizing Dubee's account,
    to somehow make him look intelligent and to talk about his dick
     
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  3. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    You guys are only at level 2 of the conspiracy. Sorry, you need the password to go any further (Moo knows what I'm talking about...).
     
  4. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    Empires forums on a steady decline.
     
  5. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    A derp within a derp? We'll have to combine it with an extremely powerful sedative.
     
  6. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    make me a manga for my FN biography with your artistic skilz. 100% accurate implied by FN.
     
  7. Devourawr

    Devourawr Member

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    If anyone says they have a broken mic, they are simply pussies. Next time, ask them if they have headphones. When they say yes, tell them to plug them into the microphone port, then press the voice key and chat through the earpieces.

    It isn't very hard, people.

    EDIT: I can do some MSPait shizzle for you Catch :)
     
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  8. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    why am i getting topics made about me? i dont even hang out in irc
     
  9. MooJuiceThaHater

    MooJuiceThaHater Member

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    The non believers are only trying to hide the truth.
     
  10. communism

    communism poof

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    didnt read
    real jpl's dont give 2 shits cause they know whats up, fags are deciding, bj still cant play gren
     
  11. MooJuiceThaHater

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    How does me being from the same region as lamer mean that I have dubees account?
     
  12. PwnedYoAss

    PwnedYoAss Member

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    Commie, still need that picture so I can make a player model. Wink wink.
     
  13. communism

    communism poof

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    k did read
    lamer is a sweetheart
    jpl still has the best gren (sup girls)
    dubee is a fag lolololol(also a virgin)
    and which picture, my highschool yearbook one that shandy has because he stalks me
     
  14. Emp_Recruit

    Emp_Recruit Member

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    no one cares
     
  15. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    I don't know you walked across the street isn't that candana country that's under the us like ralley small?
     
  16. MooJuiceThaHater

    MooJuiceThaHater Member

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    non believer trying to hide the facts. You probably have something to do with this.
     
  17. BitterJesus

    BitterJesus Member

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    Aww commie has daddy issues, always hating on me coz I'm better :(

    Thanks for wheeling the ladies for me
     
  18. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    lol you can tell how great i am by all the posts of jealous rage about me.

    2 things, I have a mic and I have been an asshole for ever, I dunno why people think this is new or something.
     
  19. MooJuiceThaHater

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    Voice changers and Hiding the truth trough this account are you lamer?
     
  20. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    tor blocking just got removed
     

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