The interesting trivia/facts about yourself thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PredatoR[HUN], Jun 4, 2012.

  1. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    They all respect that the oldest profession is sex though.
     
  2. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    tru dat.
     
  3. DarkHorizon

    DarkHorizon Member

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    I sympathize with lamer and FN.

    I wont waste my time and yours by expanding.

    Besides most of you have your mouths full.
     
  4. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    Of course my mouth is full, how else am I going to eat these potatoes?
     
  5. Sprayer2708

    Sprayer2708 Member

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    How would sex be a profession when you don't get paid....
    And if it actually was a profession in the earliest days, saying it was possible to make ones living doing sex, whatever the one who had to "pay" did was a profession older than sex.
     
  6. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    sex is a profession? Where can I get some high education on this?
     
  7. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    books, videos, seminars (for creepy misogynists)
     
  8. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    Well not really since capitalism surfaced only a few hundred years ago; job's weren't meant to make products which one would sell for money. Hunting-gathering and agriculture and stuff were for subsistence. The people who are receiving the service of sex and paying aren't professionals themselves because subsistence farming isn't a profession, it's just a way of life. Whatever these farmers or hunter-gatherers paid with for sex was probably like their produce or honour points or something. That is just me guessing what happened years ago when no one cared to write this down.
     
  9. Devourawr

    Devourawr Member

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    Interrupting this interesting and fruitful discussion on the finer highlights of the sex industry, here are my things.

    -I was just staring from my window into another, which contained a neckbeard without a shirt watching videos on his Mac, with someone who was most likely his mother picking at things on his back

    -I am probably the only person alive who had his life turned around and made fantastic because of 4chan
     
  10. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    explain that ploz.
     
  11. Devourawr

    Devourawr Member

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    I realised how retarded it was that I could relate to people on there, and so I realised I was actually depressed. I stopped using my computer, stopped being a social fucktard, made heaps of new friends, met girls, created a band, often go to parties, started getting required marks at school, and generally just became a better person. I have never been happier in my life.



    TL;DR lol what a faggot, come crawling back to the empires forums like all the others. Now back to the topic of paying money for sex.
     
  12. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    I wish the Empires forum had that effect on me.
     
  13. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    It can have, donate money and you'll get a fancy hat ingame that you can show to them girls!
     
  14. Sprayer2708

    Sprayer2708 Member

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    I didn't mention money.
     
  15. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Interesting fact, its nearly thirty degrees in London and I have sweaty balls.
     
  16. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    I just got back from a trip to Kansas City. 100F, 38C, 60-80% humidity, water tasted like rocks, air felt heavy as fuck, and it had the best damn barbecue I've ever had.
     
  17. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Hottest temperature I'ver ever been in was 42c, somewhere in Normandy. Was too hot so we hid in a cold cathedral where I farted on St Peter's knucklebones.
     
  18. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    I have done fuck all over the last few weeks other than playing video games, eating, sleeping, mowing the lawn and running my daily route.
    I want to be productive. What do?
     
  19. PreDominance

    PreDominance Member

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    Too bad you don't live near me.

    -Hiking
    -Inner tubing/Wakeboarding
    -Swimming
    -Tennis/Basketball/Baseball/Gold
    -Plenty of job openings
    -Nice people

    Basically a summation of every week. Though it's been hot as balls lately, it makes everything somewhat better.
     
  20. Grantrithor

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    Hang out with friends to be socially productive or get some crap fast food job to be economically productive.
     

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