Summer PUGS, Week 1 June 25th

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  1. Señor_Awesome

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    Bugger it, toss me on the list. I'm not jonesing, per se, but I suppose I need my fix.
     
  2. Lazybum

    Lazybum :D Staff Member Moderator

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    Captains are to be Mr. X and VulcanStorm. As previously stated we'll draft the preliminary teams on friday, at which time I'll also redo the roster list so people can who's on what team.
     
  3. TheLiberalElitist

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    Oh I forgot to sign up. Guess I'm in now though.
     
  5. Sgt.Security

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    1: Find squadless squad leads.
    2: Ask them to lead people looking for squads.
    3: ???
    4: cake.
     
  6. Lazybum

    Lazybum :D Staff Member Moderator

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    There's one on the roster list, lawliet. Was honestly thinking if no one's seeked him out I would just put whoever is under the "wanna be in squad" list on his squad. I'll sort all that squad stuff right before I talk to team captains.
     
  7. Ωmega

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    I should be there, lets have some fun folks!
     
  8. complete_

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    looks like im gonna be an hour late
     
  9. Lazybum

    Lazybum :D Staff Member Moderator

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    Teams have been drafted. Map cycle is also changed, both captains have agreed to it. Here's the map list.

    Raiders
    Frozensummit
    New Slaughtered

    Game is tomorrow, I hope to see you all there. Remember even though the teams may look a tad small more will be joining when game starts, so it will be good times.
     
  10. A-z-K

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    Dis gun be gud
     
  11. Señor_Awesome

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    Calling it now: I will have an amount of fun approaching zero.
     
  12. A-z-K

    A-z-K Member

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    That's the spirit
     
  13. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    i wonder where you got that idea from that this is meant to be fun? is serious busineess ...


    also on-topic, if a team finds a use for me, ill happily play for you.
    i also promise to go buy a mic just for today.
     
  14. VulcanStorm

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    You can join my team @flasche. I'd happliy have another player. But I guess it depends on the turnout.
     
  15. Señor_Awesome

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    Oh right, of course. I personally nominate our team name to be Team No Fun, on account of all the serious business that will be happening. So serious we will bring briefcases, and every time we kill somebody we will have them sign off on it to make it official.

    We'll have one of the interns bring us coffee in the morning, and then we'll sit for a couple hours looking at spreadsheets and running Holt Winters Forecasting to predict our kill counts. Then we will have to go on a business trip so we take our laptops on the plane and look at spreadsheets some more, maybe slap some other analytics on there and make some bloody pie charts. We'll all get on a teleconference with our CEO VulcanStorm and use convenient acronyms and jargon to obfuscate our every word in the hopes of showing up the rest of upper management by saying something they don't recognize.

    We'll leave the office, get in our car and sit in rush hour traffic for an hour and a half. Then we'll get home to our materialistic wives we don't particularly love but at least they look nice and maybe they'll even sire an heir for us. We'll sit down in our recliners in our respective study rooms and light cigars and end the day by going to bed in our room while the wife sleeps in hers. Then we'll wake up and do it all again the next pug.
     
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  16. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    the horror
     
  17. Sgt.Security

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    You missed the part where I will kill you.
     
  18. Señor_Awesome

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    Hopefully you'll do it while I'm sitting in traffic, that part is when most people wish they would die.
     
  19. BroT

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    I actually do have a mic. And I use it.
     
  20. Lazybum

    Lazybum :D Staff Member Moderator

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    Join the Nubs event server, password is summertime.
     

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