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  1. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Well fuck, now I feel dumb.
     
  2. Ikalx

    Ikalx Member

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    Basically what I meant.

    You guys are kidding yourselves if you think those women are satisfied. But i'm not jealous, if you actually can satisfy both happily at the same time, then more power to you! ^^

    Still, I can't see myself ever doing that...who wants meaningless sex? Oh wait... my bad..
     
  3. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    There is no such thing as meaningless sex.
     
  4. communism

    communism poof

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    LOL
    but on the real shoulda just called both of them ugly so they fucked you extra hard
     
  5. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    play strip-poker, the first one to be naked gets to fuck you.
    If you happen to be the first one, you can go fuck yourself.
     
  6. -=]Kane[=-

    -=]Kane[=- Member

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    Yet it wasn't quite an all in.
     
  7. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    rofl, yea i think the thing is, if you were to pull that off, you'd have to have two chicks who actually want to get down with each other as well, that way there wouldn't be weirdness about who gets more attention and shit....

    this is all purely theoretical though.... maybe one day I'll find the magic pair of chicks who wanna touch each other n stuff.... im tryin real hard not to be dubee here, but this stuff actually happened... best part is, im workin with these chicks daily and there's no wierdness, and im totally gonna get down with one of them anyway.
     
  8. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    More alcohol next time.
     
  9. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    it was the one girls booze, she literally had 4 26 ounce bottles in her trunk, AND PLASTIC CUPS TOO - I washed 4 glasses and brought them in and she's like.... "i got it covered." = blew my mind.

    i just had no mix, I wound up drinking the gin/whisky/and rum pretty much straight, cause Im an alcoholic. They kept giving me their drinks, I was like, "fuck yea" - cause see above.

    The sexier one is gonna text me tonight, maybe bring over her portable bar.

    Prolly not though, cause she's closing, and will be at work very late.
     
  10. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    pics or it didn't happen etc
     
  11. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    damn that was quick
    how fast can you respond to this one?
     
  12. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    make me look like a chump will you?

    k i guess that's cool.

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