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  1. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    holy shit i just had two girls in my bed, and i was all up in the one girl's boobs, but they couldnt just agree to both fuck me, it was too wierd for them. fucking goddamn man... I woulda just sent the one girl home, and banged the hotter one, if it were up to me, but they were both so involved that I got nothing.... fuckers...

    They got all gay-fraid.... fucking shit fuck fuck... i thought all girls wanted to fuck each other...
     
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  2. Empty

    Empty Member

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    damn that sucks brosky :(

    I'd call that close enough.

    Send the spare my way next time ;)
     
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  3. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    You tried to double your money and lost it all.
     
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  4. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    I one time got two chicks in my bed and then they wouldn't fuck me because they both wanted me. So I span a few records on my decks and bitches got wet like the bass I dropped.

    True story.
     
    Fooshi, Jun 8, 2012
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  5. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Bitches love it when you press play.
     
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  6. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    I don't believe a single word.
     
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  7. Ikalx

    Ikalx Member

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    sigh

    somethingsomething
     
    Ikalx, Jun 8, 2012
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  8. PredatoR[HUN]

    PredatoR[HUN] Member

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    Bitch please, I had five pussies on my bed before but all they wanted to do is to cuddle.
     
    PredatoR[HUN], Jun 8, 2012
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  9. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    what you need two girls for you have only one penis ...
     
    flasche, Jun 8, 2012
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  10. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    ahahahaha. you shouldved asked dubee for advice beforehand
    shut up socialist eurofag
     
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  11. A-z-K

    A-z-K Member

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    2 bottles of reasonably priced white wine in the fridge next time
     
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  12. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Bahahahha Lamer takes the thread.
     
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  13. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    ^this.

    get them drunk, maybe even very drunk. Try slapping both if they don't obey you. :|ove:

    Or just give them enough beer, so when one leaves to take a piss, tell the one still next to you that you want only her. then tell the pisser to go home :)
     
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  14. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    Bitches are all over me when I show off my button pressing skills. I tap buttons as easily as I tap dem bitches.

    Is true, bro. Except it's not because I'm a lying prick and I only say things like this to make me look cool on the internets. This is how I keep myself from slitting my own throat in depression. Now that's a true story.
     
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  15. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    rofl i get up today and mayama and trickster both are telling me I am dubee now... for this thread

    K so we literally had 4 bottles of hard liquour on the bed... I just didn't have the right mix so they weren't drinking it... still got some boob though
     
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  16. Dr. Turtle

    Dr. Turtle Member

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    Still got something, i'm proud of you.
    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Who the fuck hi5s with their left hand?
     
    Trickster, Jun 8, 2012
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  18. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    You have a very small hand.

    Take your right hand and make it face you, compare with picture.
     
    LordDz_2, Jun 8, 2012
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  19. RappemongO

    RappemongO Member

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    Well... if the right hand is busy fondling boobs masturbating to group sex fantasy...
     
    RappemongO, Jun 8, 2012
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  20. Dr. Turtle

    Dr. Turtle Member

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    A left handed person?

    To lazy to make the pic bigger.

    Makes sense.
     
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