My name is lil' fricken hamster, personality like fuckin' plaster. Trollin' the forums from day to night, showin' my norm as I incite. Making threads on my daily outcries, posting pics of my beauty's fat thighs. Browsing the web for anime girls, pounding against my thick, black curls. Going now outside, sporting my cosplay, along the roadside, hoping to outplay. Reaching the expo, with high expectations, to tell her hello, with no complications. When I finally make my stance, I just end up wetting my pants. This is hamster's farewell, my life in a nutshell.