My name is lil' fricken hamster, personality like fuckin' plaster. Trollin' the forums from day to night, showin' my norm as I incite. Making threads on my daily outcries, posting pics of my beauty's fat thighs. Browsing the web for anime girls, pounding against my thick, black curls. Going now outside, sporting my cosplay, along the roadside, hoping to outplay. Reaching the expo, with high expectations, to tell her hello, with no complications. When I finally make my stance, I just end up wetting my pants. This is hamster's farewell, my life in a nutshell.
Now heres the real challenge - Video Tape yourself rapping one of your raps. I come from west Grantrania, Popping pills, On the front lines, Getting kills, Finding the ammo box, Gunning down brenodies, A bottle of beer, help from my homies, The party bus drivah honking the horn, I shout "That spray has porn!", We laugh, we talk, we sit in specs, Then go on the forums and suggest mechs.
I'm a commander thats all i ever be they don't, they don't make'em no more like me I'm bren sixth, two.twelve original I lead clean, I smoke and I roflwhore Started with rushes and won a whole lot Before long I'd mo skill than a clanner got And I owe it all to the wiki For showin a comm how t'be tricky I got ten nco's and they all rape vets Hey FN, where you get all those mats? From the west side.. with a one ten ping rocket arty strat, cuz it aint no thing yaddaimeen, yaddaimsayindo
Well most of them were (Ex: FN's) I declare myself the real slim shady! Anyway, you up for it, hamster?
What was that noise? that zoom? Did that big tank just go boom Don't worry now son, i know the trick I'll stun him with a nade that likes to stick But still been ninja'd only twice you were one? good for you, thats nice This rap sucks so i'll end it fair Thats how I became the prince of a town called bel air
I'm shotin' my mowtar Making BE a little shorter on man power Till' they cower in that tower to take a shower and wash away the foul scent of a loser. bah it's harder than I thought
Don't be trying to question my veterancy; I've been around reigning down my supremacy, Since 1.0 to 2.25, Shoving 8 mines straight in the middle of the hive, Ain't afraid of your mg turrets I'll sneak straight past, the ladies they're loving it You don't suspect, you don't see me I'm a virtual ninja, who knows where I'm to be seen. The devs - they tried to nerf me But I found ways 'round, yeah they're clean So don't think you're ever safe Never make it easy for the lone ninja, for God's sake Make it a challenge Force me to scavenge For a way in, and let me rise to fame Whilst I end this game. You think your game is going on without a hitch? Well guess you didn't notice your ass got 24-mined, bitch.