R R R R R Raaaaap Battle!!!!

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  1. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    My name is lil' fricken hamster,
    personality like fuckin' plaster.
    Trollin' the forums from day to night,
    showin' my norm as I incite.
    Making threads on my daily outcries,
    posting pics of my beauty's fat thighs.
    Browsing the web for anime girls,
    pounding against my thick, black curls.

    Going now outside, sporting my cosplay,
    along the roadside, hoping to outplay.
    Reaching the expo, with high expectations,
    to tell her hello, with no complications.
    When I finally make my stance,
    I just end up wetting my pants.
    This is hamster's farewell,
    my life in a nutshell.
     
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  2. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    Now heres the real challenge - Video Tape yourself rapping one of your raps.

    I come from west Grantrania, Popping pills,
    On the front lines, Getting kills,
    Finding the ammo box, Gunning down brenodies,
    A bottle of beer, help from my homies,
    The party bus drivah honking the horn,
    I shout "That spray has porn!",
    We laugh, we talk, we sit in specs,
    Then go on the forums and suggest mechs.
     
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  3. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    I'll make a 3rd, middle verse and edit the music if I can get hamster to sing my rap song >_<
     
  4. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    God forbid have you seen hamster sing?
    here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8
     
  5. Empty

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    I'm not allowed to sing empires songs after the last one.
    :|
     
  6. FN198

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    I'm a commander thats all i ever be
    they don't, they don't make'em no more like me
    I'm bren sixth, two.twelve original
    I lead clean, I smoke and I roflwhore
    Started with rushes and won a whole lot
    Before long I'd mo skill than a clanner got
    And I owe it all to the wiki
    For showin a comm how t'be tricky
    I got ten nco's and they all rape vets
    Hey FN, where you get all those mats?
    From the west side.. with a one ten ping
    rocket arty strat, cuz it aint no thing
    yaddaimeen, yaddaimsayindo
     
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  7. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    I would like to eat any of the leftover beef other people have gotten.
     
  8. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    It's tricky to rock a ryhme that right on time it's tricky.
     
  9. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    So is everyone here a rappist?
     
  10. WalMartGreeter

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    Well most of them were :headshot: (Ex: FN's)

    I declare myself the real slim shady! Anyway, you up for it, hamster?
     
  11. Empty

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    FN's was retarded.
    He wrote it like an actual rapper (IE retarded)
     
  12. FN198

    FN198 Member

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    im sorry i don't get it
     
  13. Opie

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    What was that noise? that zoom?
    Did that big tank just go boom
    Don't worry now son, i know the trick
    I'll stun him with a nade that likes to stick
    But still been ninja'd only twice
    you were one? good for you, thats nice
    This rap sucks so i'll end it fair
    Thats how I became the prince of a town called bel air
     
  14. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    hahah! nice not bad.. I still think I murdered you tho :p
     
  15. PredatoR[HUN]

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    I'm shotin' my mowtar
    Making BE a little shorter on man power
    Till' they cower in that tower
    to take a shower and wash away the foul scent of a loser.

    bah it's harder than I thought :o
     
  16. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    mowtar shells reaching from hungary to rome
    predator finna put one straight to your dome
     
  17. Deiform

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    Don't be trying to question my veterancy;
    I've been around reigning down my supremacy,
    Since 1.0 to 2.25,
    Shoving 8 mines straight in the middle of the hive,
    Ain't afraid of your mg turrets
    I'll sneak straight past, the ladies they're loving it
    You don't suspect, you don't see me
    I'm a virtual ninja, who knows where I'm to be seen.
    The devs - they tried to nerf me
    But I found ways 'round, yeah they're clean
    So don't think you're ever safe
    Never make it easy for the lone ninja, for God's sake
    Make it a challenge
    Force me to scavenge
    For a way in, and let me rise to fame
    Whilst I end this game.
    You think your game is going on without a hitch?
    Well guess you didn't notice your ass got 24-mined, bitch.
     
  18. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    niggers everywhere
    i kill u all
     
  19. Emp_Recruit

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    died loling
     
  20. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    me and my friends stomped out a nigger last night in the middle of the ghetto.. It was fun
     

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