R R R R R Raaaaap Battle!!!!

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  1. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    i just wrote a quick one that i thought was kinda funny..

    stupid engys cant hide
    2 kills if they revive
    scouts are easy to see
    tanks are candy to me
    i'll make your whole team bleed
    ya'll gay.. you listen to creed
    you play it off but its easy to detect
    if you cant stack you watch as a spec
     
  2. tkeracer619

    tkeracer619 Member

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    Out of the burning Jekotia
    loaded with skill
    trained to kill
    came JPL
    some try to hate
    but it seals their own fate
    don't get took to school
    I'll run you down like a fool
    so don't attempt to rule
    with that llac
    on a dropped tredded track
    or you might be sad at the fact
    you didn't act
    now its too late
    you sealed your own fate
     
  3. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    aight more bored at work verses from ya boy dubee

    level 3s are needed
    tickets are bleeded
    bsids depleted
    cws conceited
    escort = nuke whored
    district = you bored
    nf med aka the turtle
    dizzyone trade me your squritle

    headshotmaster the microphone blaster
    screaming and stomping untill it rains plaster
    even what he types hurts my ears
    thank you mute button.. cheers
     
  4. pickjaoe

    pickjaoe Member

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    Joey's Anthem pt. 2

    Take some lyrics from an oldie,
    "Click, Click, Boom"
    Is all your gonna hear,
    Before you see your doom.

    It doesn't matter what I take,
    Each Class I will remake,
    If I take the Engineer,
    All you have is fear,
    And if I choose the Rifle-man,
    You can't stop me with your battle plan,
    Droppin' mortars with the Grenadier,
    Seals your fate and makes it clear,
    And what if I use the Scout?,
    You better stop right there and bail out,
    It doesn't matter how you hide,
    You'll only live if your allied,
     
  5. DeadReckoning

    DeadReckoning Member

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    Hmmm I havent done this for years....
    Not since I was going down in the hood as Double-A T
    <Arabian Asshole Terrorist> have to recite from memory...

    Dubl' A T is here
    Not for you Toy
    Chinease eat soy
    But hey honkey
    I ride a Donkey
    I work in the quickie-mart
    Buy a slurpee
    I got the herpies

    Worms digging through the poo
    I know you like to do
    Tend to my number 2
    You getting number?
    I'm getting Dumber,
    Poor Education
    Too much fornication...
    ---- Old old----

    not much of a rapper, start a poetry slam and i'll pull of some good ones. maybe.
     
  6. DeadReckoning

    DeadReckoning Member

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    Heres an Empires & Bible inspired poem for you. Hope you enjoy.

    Hearts are torn
    This field is worn
    Ages of men
    Delay this land
    The sabbath of its rest
    Quakes,
    the steps of many
    As yet so few have come
    Erupted mounds
    Of her mother rock
    Trenchs laid before it all
    Drenched in the smell
    Of untimely deaths,
    A silent knife awaits them
    The womb which secured
    The sinless catacomb
    Which held them safe
    Long is gone,
    For the silent knife awaits them
    Upon the light of that tunnel,
    To the sunlit field
    To the moonlit chill
    The Silent Knife awaits
    For the wars of man,
    Enduring the tales,
    The mark of death
    Stains upon their heads
    To the lays of grounds
    The dead return.
     
  7. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    I KILLED YOU OPIE

    edit: lol this my song

     
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2010
  8. Empty

    Empty Member

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    Back down on the streets of fire.
    I'm a loose cannon up for hire.
    Gunna roll out, as a gren.
    9 mines down, just say when.
    Speed upgrade to get there fast,
    Ammo upgrade to make me last
    Droppin shells down with my mortar.
    This ain't a fight man it's a slaughter.
    They roll an APC
    come on forget it.
    I fire my RPG
    and now i've wrecked it.
    Left right everywhere.
    Mortar shells where I dare.
    Out of ammo now and you fucker's seen me.
    So I better run up and finish with a melee.
     
  9. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    rap rap rap
    I'm black and im a nigger
    I shoot cops and steal drugs and guns because im black
    also fried chicken and watermelons
     
  10. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    hi im fricken hamster, i am a huge freak
    both figuratively and litterally
    i have neither the looks nor the social prowess
    to attract the attention of a woman
    also my penis cannot compete
    with that of a black man
     
  11. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    I thought you were a little asian girl.
     
  12. Vessboy

    Vessboy Member

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    Your fated demise,
    cultured by Lies,
    A round from a rifle,
    Between your eyes.

    You shout "F,U"
    "you stupid noob"
    Frustrated that
    a Scout got you.

    Your team dies,
    you say goodbyes,
    then go to the forum,
    And post your CRYS!

    You blame the turf,
    for the scouts added worth,
    then try to convince us,
    It's time to nerf.
     
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  13. Marshall Mash

    Marshall Mash 3D Artist

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    I'm an emp_recruit, playin' a scunt
    I crawl on my belly from the shadows I hunt
    Shootin' you down, with my scoped rifle
    Your mood for playing, I will stifle

    Every ten minutes, one more kill
    Haters be hatin' but they fear my skill

    Yeeeah dawg.
     
  14. Empty

    Empty Member

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    Goin' prone with a HMG
    Got digin bitches can't touch me.
    Campin urbanchaos tunnels yes sirree
    Nevermind just got shot pistoled by Empty.
     
  15. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    Runnin' with da cv,
    dat white bitch got nuthin' on me,
    walls getting set up high,
    We can't Lie,
    The CV is gonna get stunned,
    pop pop, someone says an empires pun,
    The Tickets running low,
    The reaper is gonna sow,
    but the team got on their feet,
    gonna make dem brenodies dead meat,
    Whats that? it sounds like a general lee,
    that's gonna save me.
     
  16. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    aite

    fresh from CSS
    a sniper thats blessed
    you got alotta awp skills
    enough to never get girls
    now you lay and you pray
    with hide as a scout, you know that's hella gay
    but ever since you begun empires
    you begun to conspire
    the way, for you to be able to play and say
    your the best sniper almost every damn day

    just ignore critizim from the best
    make em add the awp to be like the rest
    CSS has it, so why can't we?
    i really just wish you dummys would see
    i thought you snipers had a damn good eye?
    now all i know now is, you a dumb guy
    in the end maybe king empty can help
    I think hes a furry, so we all gotta yelp
    since hes a been a dev, he's acted like the boss
    so cant he just replace it with frame rate loss?
     
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2010
  17. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    I'm not a girl :<
     
  18. dizzyone

    dizzyone I've been drinking, heavily

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    Yo
    GO NINJA GO
    GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
    GO NINJA GO
    NINJA RAP NINJA NINJA RAP
     
  19. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    damn...... I didn't know you spit fire like Mario!! Dat shit should be in a movie with turtles son!
     
  20. dizzyone

    dizzyone I've been drinking, heavily

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    I spit raging flames like I'm clit raping dames, and your mom which you wouldn't notice cuz you're a bum bitch playin games.
     

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