Daruk, with the help of Bumgravy, tells me how to improve my map NESQUIKO> NO RETARDED SMILEYS <NESQUIKO> Mayama did you add <NESQUIKO> planets <NESQUIKO> in your map yet? <Mayama> NO <Mayama> AND NEVER WILL <NESQUIKO> add one big distant planet spinning <NESQUIKO> ADD <NESQUIKO> ADD PLANET EARTH <NESQUIKO> DISTANT <NESQUIKO> and make it mars |<-- KT-Blacktop1 has left irc.gamesurge.net (Quit: Leaving.) <Mayama> D; <NESQUIKO> BOTH TEAMS RESEARCHED ASTRONOMY <NESQUIKO> and <NESQUIKO> went to mars <NESQUIKO> to get more refs <NESQUIKO> for composite stuff <NESQUIKO> that's a good planet <NESQUIKO> ADD PLANET <Mayama> well uhm... that sounds uhm... reasonable <Mayama> ... <NESQUIKO> and add <NESQUIKO> a BIG GIANT alien <NESQUIKO> in the middle <Mayama> ... <NESQUIKO> YES <NESQUIKO> and make it controllable <Mayama> ... <NESQUIKO> make a button in the middle that mind controls him <NESQUIKO> so you can send it to the enemy base <NESQUIKO> YES <NESQUIKO> giant alien <BumGravy> researchable aliens <NESQUIKO> BIG ALIEN <NESQUIKO> yes <NESQUIKO> THAT WOULD KICK ASS <NESQUIKO> a big ASSALIEN <NESQUIKO> being controled <Mayama> why is the pug ON OFFICIAL MAPS only <NESQUIKO> and people killing themselves for control <Mayama> like we dont play them enough <NESQUIKO> DONT CHANGE SUBJECTS <Mayama> D: <NESQUIKO> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW COULD WE IMPROVE YOUR MAP <NESQUIKO> TO MAKE IT ACTUALLY GOOD <Mayama> with aliens... <NESQUIKO> OK <NESQUIKO> not aliens <NESQUIKO> MONSTERS <NESQUIKO> ROBOTS <NESQUIKO> ROBOTS <NESQUIKO> robots. <Mayama> ... <NESQUIKO> what <BumGravy> mayama you removed my penis rocks from sig <NESQUIKO> jsut picture it <NESQUIKO> a big assrobot -->| Porthos (Porthos@host-69-144-84-197.bzm-mt.client.bresnan.net) has joined #empiresmod <Mayama> D: <NESQUIKO> stomping on people <Mayama> u cant have one sig all time <Mayama> brb nachos plays ma map <NESQUIKO> You need to kill 50 enemies <NESQUIKO> and then you can summon <NESQUIKO> a BIG ROBOT <BumGravy> a robot vampire <NESQUIKO> to help you in your sacred quest <NESQUIKO> YES <NESQUIKO> no <NESQUIKO> vampires are gay <NESQUIKO> fuck vampires <BumGravy> ok a zombie cyborg <NESQUIKO> COOL <BumGravy> made out of flesh eating piranhas <NESQUIKO> A VEGAN ZOMBIE <NESQUIKO> THAT HATES MEAT <NESQUIKO> BIG <NESQUIKO> really big <NESQUIKO> like 50 foot tall <BumGravy> vegan zombie? <NESQUIKO> stomping on people <NESQUIKO> yes <NESQUIKO> he stomps <NESQUIKO> he doesn't eat <BumGravy> why would he stomp on people <NESQUIKO> because he is angry <NESQUIKO> and he helps the team who summoned him <BumGravy> he surely would spend his time making aubergine lasagnes and quorn pies <NESQUIKO> HHAAHAHAHAHAHA <NESQUIKO> and drinking <NESQUIKO> soja <BumGravy> green tea probably <BumGravy> yes soya <NESQUIKO> How do you say that in English <NESQUIKO> SOYA <NESQUIKO> yeah <NESQUIKO> Mayama: THINK ABOUT IT <Mayama> D: <BumGravy> hed be huge tho so a good meatshielf <NESQUIKO> don't think DO IT <BumGravy> meat shield <BumGravy> yeah a 100foot vegan zombie in your map <NESQUIKO> and he shoots fireballs <BumGravy> vegan robot zombie <BumGravy> and he can uproot trees and throw them <BumGravy> so it removes cover and drops it on enemies heads <NESQUIKO> and it has laser eyes because its a vegan zombie inside a cyborg armor <NESQUIKO> YESSSSS <NESQUIKO> he rips the map apart <NESQUIKO> destroy buildings <NESQUIKO> can you do that Mayama? <NESQUIKO> and infects people with bio <NESQUIKO> and bio hmg heals him <Mayama> uhm i guess its all very reasonable <BumGravy> :D <NESQUIKO> so the plot would be <NESQUIKO> BE researched Astronomy <NESQUIKO> NF ninjaed the recipe <NESQUIKO> both teams headed to Mars to get more refs <NESQUIKO> and they encountered a mind controllable cyborg vegan zombie that is 100 foot tall <NESQUIKO> that's what i call brainstorming <NESQUIKO> now do it Mayama <NESQUIKO> I'm going to draw some concept art <NESQUIKO> so you can get the idea <BumGravy> and it should make a UUUNNNGHHHHHH sound that is loud so you can hear it coming <NESQUIKO> no <NESQUIKO> BUT <NESQUIKO> a CYBERUNGGGGGH <NESQUIKO> because he speaks trough <BumGravy> yeh a kind of robotic GGNNNNNUUUHHHHHH <NESQUIKO> trough <NESQUIKO> cyborg stuff <NESQUIKO> you know <NESQUIKO> yes <NESQUIKO> ROBOTIC <Mayama> ... <BumGravy> and if hes stands on u u cant be revd cos ur fucking squished <BumGravy> but if u get behind him or on a high building you can climb on him <BumGravy> and climb up and put grenades in his mouth when he opens it to go GNUHHHHHHHHHHHHH <BumGravy> and it really hurts him if u stickybomb his tonsils <NESQUIKO> FUCK YES <BumGravy> and if he swallows you whole u get stuck in his belly and carried around with him <NESQUIKO> and people will eventually learn how is the best strategy to keep him alive <NESQUIKO> and they would rush bio mg <NESQUIKO> and control the big zombie <NESQUIKO> and they would have healers <NESQUIKO> in apc <Mayama> ... <NESQUIKO> shooting at him and healing him <Mayama> ok <NESQUIKO> while riflemans clean the path <Mayama> people tend to clusterfuck at bridge -->| rat (~aaa@c-24-19-62-111.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #empiresmod <Mayama> the easier to defend chokepoint on mymap <NESQUIKO> helping him get trough, while he destroy the barracks yelling robotic urrrngggh <Mayama> it would be more reasonable <NESQUIKO> yes <NESQUIKO> that vegan zombie would solve it <Mayama> ... <BumGravy> it would balance any map perfectly <Mayama> no <Mayama> i think <BumGravy> its the only counter to astronomy research <Mayama> making the light orange 20000 <Mayama> would solve everythin <Mayama> g <NESQUIKO> ALSO <BumGravy> which is powerful because you learn the zodiac and it tells you your starsign <NESQUIKO> instead of flying lego bananas <NESQUIKO> THAT VEGAN ZOMBIE <NESQUIKO> THATS ASTROLOGY <NESQUIKO> that's another research <NESQUIKO> it coudl research satellites <NESQUIKO> to spy on enemies <NESQUIKO> and the enemy team would have to watch for them <NESQUIKO> and destroy them
Umm.... It needs to be out of context.. 1) you have the entire chat history 2) you give context. That is why your post fails
I"m bored, so I'm hijacking kylegar's thread. <Jekotia> Connection Interrupted <Jekotia> <Jekotia> <Jekotia> <Jekotia> <Jekotia> <Jekotia> <Jekotia> <Jekotia> <Jekotia> The connection to the server was reset while the page was loading. <Jekotia> * Jekotia was kicked by msieradzki (Jekotia) <Theowning1> wait what? <@Grizzly> hey BumGravy <@Grizzly> they became hilariusly bright ingame <@Grizzly> how did i change that? <Mayama> thats the way he thinks <Mageknight> I'd like that <Mageknight> I guess I'm one of them? <Mageknight> I dunno <Mageknight> if I had to describe it <Mayama> its totaly useles <Mayama> s <Vicki> or can i jsut change elves in hlsw? <@L3TUC3|2> NOO <@L3TUC3|2> stupid dwarves <@L3TUC3|2> they removed a piece of floor where the anvil was standing <Mayama> THIS IS SO AWESOME <Brutos> if it aint porn it aint awesome
<Grizzly> Jekotia, those cultures don't go to the internet since it's against there religion to think freely
[13:05] dizzyone: "Dear enemy, hello, I call upon you as a not so friendly reminder, to inform you that I am set to explode, please mind my lethal explosion, thank you for your time"
<De_Ghosty> if they can hit a moving target while they are moving <De_Ghosty> it's indeed rape <FalconX> ghosty, i'd like to see you argue that in court
<Extrems> Guys. <Extrems> Devs made Valve delay EP3. <Mageknight> wait what <Porthos> Link? <Extrems> It's happened in the private channel. <Porthos> ok rumor noted * Mageknight notes the rumor <KnightTemplar> what are Devs <KnightTemplar> developers? <Extrems> Yes. bonus as a continuation of the last quote by kylegar: * Jekotia loads Slithzerikai into the furfag cannon <Aranjedeath> mmm, you just try it, see how far it gets ya <Slithzerikai> Load Aranje in it <Mageknight> Jek, don't do that - I'm sure Slithzerikai loves explosive endings
<Metalsmith> Is kylegar like his name, Kyle Gar? <Mayama> maybee <Mayama> IM GARRRR <Mayama> KYLE <Mayama> GARRRRRRRRRRRRRR <Mayama> :D <arklansman> he's actually a fish <Porthos> Salmon? <Porthos> Cause I really like Salmon <arklansman> a Gar <arklansman> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gar <Mayama> why does he have a penis on his face <Mayama> their eggs (roe) are poisonous <Mayama> STOP LAYING POISONOUS EGGS KYLEGAR <Mayama> STOP IT <Extrems> Kylegar. <Extrems> Kylegar. <Extrems> Kylegar. <Metalsmith> Kylegar. <Porthos> Kylegar <Porthos> Kylegar <Porthos> Kylegar <Metalsmith> lol <Porthos> Kylegar <Extrems> Oh fuck, what have I done? <Porthos> Summond a monster fish with a deadly egg attack
[18:02] <Slithzerikai> U is just a letter of the alphabet, it can't perform actions like flicking switches.
