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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kylegar, Jan 11, 2009.

  1. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    04:01 - Lazybum: they just want to rape you with tenderness
    04:01 - Lazybum: thats all
     
  2. Metruption

    Metruption Member

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    Metruption: oh its star citizen?
    Metruption: i'm not interested
    Metruption: I was excommunicated
    Posthumous|.\\: ?
    Metruption: jehova witnesses can't talk to those who were excommunivated
    Posthumous|.\\: metruption
    Posthumous|.\\: go kill yourself
    Metruption: so you can't try and have me spare a moment for that any more
     
  3. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    That is a good fucking joke.
     
  4. Ikalx

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    You guys are killin' it today!
     
  5. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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    I don't get it :(
     
  6. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Post has been pestering literally everyone in the community over the past couple months about SC, hence comparison to the relentless jehovas.
     
  7. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    I think you guys are talking about Mormons, not Jehovahs.
    But I will use to word jehovah to not confuse anyone.

    I don't think Jehovahs are really prominent on his side of the world, I can't imagine them being in Germany.
    Imagine somebody coming to your front door, with a book in hand.
    Asking, "Hi would you like to know more about star citizen?"

    Jehovah witness's does exactly that but replace star citizen with "Our lord and savior."

    Everyone who is interested in star citizen are turning into zealots about their unfinished video game, post isn't the only one doing this.
    People are doing this on fourms and community websites. Thankfully the places I browse, we deal with this behavior by telling them to get the fuck out or we relentlessly make fun of them. For buying thousand dollar fictional spaceships for a game that isn't finished. Which in post's case. He spent 80 dollars of a unfinished game.

    Then argues that we are poor and hes superior by having a job where he can afford such things.
    He can afford to pay for fake bullshit. Then trys to bully me for having a piece of shit family and being poor, all because I made fun of his kickstarter game.
     
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  8. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    American knowledge of the outside world strikes again.

    Theres like a fuckton of them in poland alone.

    In fact, they have a gathering place like 4 km away from where i live and i had a friend in highschool who was one.
     
  9. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    They keep talking about the patient's right to refuse a blood transfusion a lot for a reason. It's mostly them.

    I had one lady come round and ask me things but she got disheartened really quickly and politely excused herself away.
     
  10. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    I actually completely forgotten about this
     
  11. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    Sounds like EVE you spend $14 a month for subscription and it takes you 8 months before you can fly anything not considered a noob ship ($112). It can take 1.5 years before you can be useful at anything due to slow skill researching ($252). 2+ years for being good at a chosen job (Miner, Runner, PVP, PVR, Complex, Bounty Hunter, Merc) ($336 $$$). Shit tons of time to be an elite (Fuck you retards who dump cash time into this).
     
  12. Sitka

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    consider the following:

    -a bunch of guys on 30 day chars who understand tactics and strategy and who work together can stomp "better" fleets hard

    -if youre gud at capitalism you can make mad dosh from like day 5

    -granted it does take a long time to skill anything to level 5, its partly like that so everyone doesnt just do everything. you have to be dedicated to your cause and an alliance cant just conjure 50 carrier pilots out of space dust.

    -you can be an actual influence in an actual conflict with actual people fighting in it, in ships built and transported by actual people, made from ore mined by, you guessed it. you can armchair general so hard the gobermints will spy on you for your insane strategy.

    -feels nice when you pick up like 30 million worth in loot from the wrecks of a battlefield or end up salvaging for a similar amount.

    -its not "beta: the alpha version: beta expansion: alpha v0.002452 (now includes actual space!)"

    -you can fly a space dick.




    too bad the new minmatar artillery cannons look like vacuum cleaners. i mean come on.
     
  13. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    And it only takes eight hours of gaming a day to achieve this!
     
  14. Sitka

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    if it takes someone 8 hours to crash a party with no survivors and move delicious loot into cargohold then i seriously pity them



    if they end up mining for 1 mil an hour in highsec for their main supply of isk i pity them even more

    besides arent most mmos all about wasting lots of time, mostly so by grinding? its just, there isnt really anything to grind here unless you really want to do pve missions all day
     
  15. D.D.D. Destroyer

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    As an avid Wurm player, lol 8 hours
     
  16. Metruption

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    rip haven and hearth
     
  17. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    I wouldn't hate on EVE so much if the cost per month wasn't so high. They are fucking raking in the cash faster then apple.
     
  18. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    10:34 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: Minimum
    10:35 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: Windows 7/8/10
    10:35 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: ...
    10:35 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: ...(64-bit OS required)
    10:35 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    11:03 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Stop playing on that piece of shit toaster
    11:03 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: you knew this was going to bite you
    11:03 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: sooner or later
    11:03 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: im not playing at all
    11:03 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: because 32bit ayyyyy
    11:04 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: there will be a point you have to build a new computer
    11:04 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: I just dont know why you insist to wait instead of doing it now
    11:04 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: and getting it over with
    11:04 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: because if i install 64bit
    11:04 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: i can probably run it
    11:04 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: just fine
    11:04 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: your computer is shit sitka
    11:04 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: dont lie
    11:04 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: you know it is
    11:04 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: it can still probably run fo4
    11:05 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: clean the computer
    11:05 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: and give it to your parents
    11:05 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: they will probally be greatful
    11:05 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: >clean
    11:05 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: assuming they know how it works
    11:05 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: if im giving this to anyone
    11:05 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: im gonna fill it
    11:05 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: with like
    11:05 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: idunno
    11:05 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: john cena
    11:05 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: or skeletons
    11:05 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: like a
    11:05 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: challenge
    11:05 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1WkdXvtEKY
    11:05 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: There
    11:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: do this
    11:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: The most unessacry
    11:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: bullshit thing
    11:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: you can possibly do
    11:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: with a computer
    11:06 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: i seriously hope
    11:06 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: there are no
    11:06 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: fish in there
    11:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: They cant live in mineral oil
    11:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: why would you put fish in there
    11:07 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: thats
    11:07 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: part of the point
    11:07 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: ayy
    11:07 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: anyway
    11:07 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: it makes sense if you want to overclock it
    11:07 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: to shit
    11:07 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: but
    11:07 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: otherwise its just
    11:07 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: not useful
    11:07 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: cheap cooling though
    11:07 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: and it looks very nice
    11:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: what kills it for me
    11:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: is all the bullshit final fantasy stuff
    11:08 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: is the giant
    11:08 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: fucking skull
    11:08 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: oh yeah
    11:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: and his ugly ass girl friend
    11:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: and he fucking has classic winamp
    11:08 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: do you only say that because nogf
    11:08 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: i have winamp too ayyy
    11:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: No she cant smile
    11:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: in a picture
    11:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: didnt you shit on winam[
    11:09 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: winap
    11:09 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: amp
    11:09 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: i used it for like
    11:09 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: hlss
    11:09 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: i think
    11:09 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: to convert
    11:09 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: into the weird shit that it needed
    11:09 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Just build a new fucking computer dude, its like getting a new car. You don't have to worry about anything
    11:09 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: because it just fucking works
    11:10 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: or you know
    11:10 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: wait until this one is completely obsolete
    11:10 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: why
    11:10 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: what is the point
    11:10 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: because
    11:10 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: why the fuck do i need a new comp
    11:10 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Your lazy
    11:10 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: if i can run things on this fien
    11:10 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Thats your reson
    11:10 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: your reasoning
    11:11 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: for me needing a new comp
    11:11 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: despite this one not being insufficient
    11:11 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: is that im lazy
    11:11 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: You wont get a new computer
    11:11 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: because your lazy
    11:11 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: or
    11:11 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Yes
    11:11 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: you know
    11:11 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: because this one
    11:11 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: is sufficient
    11:11 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: im going to use a windows 95 laptop
    11:11 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: because it still works
    11:11 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Yes windows 95 laptops exsist
    11:12 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: no
    11:12 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: because win95
    11:12 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: yes
    11:12 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: cant run
    11:12 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: games
    11:12 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: this can run
    11:12 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: games
    11:12 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: when i start lagging
    11:12 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: like a bitch
    11:12 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: and cant even
    11:12 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: I want to go to house with a hammer
    11:12 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: run on low graphics
    11:12 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: and break it
    11:12 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: then sure
    11:12 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: so you have no choice
    11:12 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: is it because
    11:12 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: you cant believe
    11:13 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: that it runs things fine
    11:13 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: because that you are content with living in shit
    11:13 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: instead of aspiring to the finer things in life
    11:13 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: i run games
    11:13 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: on high to medium
    11:13 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: no lag
    11:13 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: no choppyness
    11:13 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: tell me how you went dark
    11:13 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: for several months
    11:13 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: the shit that makes it choppy is when like i put mods in skyrim and everything turns to shit
    11:13 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: because your computer broke
    11:13 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: well shit breaks sometimes
    11:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: you dont say
    11:14 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: you know like
    11:14 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: you can crash
    11:14 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: a ferrari
    11:14 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: and itll be broken
    11:14 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: just like some old
    11:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: the momment my computer breaks
    11:14 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: fkn
    11:14 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: thing
    11:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: it gets fixed
    11:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: by the end of the week
    11:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: every single time
    11:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: I always made sure
    11:14 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: you say that like it breaks often
    11:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: its working on a friday
    11:14 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: besides
    11:15 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: like
    11:15 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: one time
    11:15 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: the graphics card
    11:15 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: melted
    11:15 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: thats another question
    11:15 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: How do you melt
    11:15 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: A graphics card
    11:15 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: somehow it sucked in so much dust
    11:15 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: that it mustve caught fire
    11:15 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: like
    11:15 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: or like
    11:15 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: stopped the fan
    11:15 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: the rest of the fans were fine
    11:15 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: its just that one
    11:15 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: that was like a black hole
    11:15 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: for dust
    11:16 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: i mean it was dusty as shit but the other fans worked and did their job
    11:16 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: you dont deserve to own a computer
    11:16 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: you abused your spouse
    11:16 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: this was like
    11:16 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: you left her to die
    11:16 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: years ago
    11:16 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: nigguh
    11:16 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: when i was stuck
    11:16 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: in a tiny room
    11:16 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Your not responsible enough
    11:16 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: with a shitty carpet
    11:16 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: to take care of her
    11:17 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: maybe she likes dust teef
    11:17 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: did you consider that
    11:17 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: maybe she eats dust
    11:17 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Does the orphan child like eating dust
    11:17 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: like those silver things
    11:17 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: on the bathroom floor
    11:17 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: maybe its like
    11:17 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: its life essence
    11:17 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: why would you essentially suck dust into yourself
    11:17 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: with a fan
    11:17 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: you are a fucked up person
    11:17 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: if you didnt want it
    11:18 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: also it helps keep it warm
    11:18 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: like a dust blanket
    11:19 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Your rifle is your life, if you treat it with disrepsect and neglect it will backfire on you one day.
    11:19 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: You love and cherish it forever.
    11:20 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: unless its a mosin
    11:20 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: then itll just lock up
    11:20 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: and youll need a sledgehammer to operate the bolt
    11:20 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: now tho
    11:20 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: i have the side cover off
    11:20 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: so more air
    11:20 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: and can dust it ez
    11:20 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Thats not how that works
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: it gets
    11:20 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: That is not
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: more air
    11:20 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: at all
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: teef
    11:21 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: how it works
    11:21 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: sitka
    11:21 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Holy shit
    11:21 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Any fucking person in IT
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: more air -> more dust
    11:21 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: would go apeshit
    11:21 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: If they heard that
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: alright
    11:21 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: You set the it department on fire
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: it has
    11:21 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Sitka
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: grates
    11:21 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: You fucking set them on fire
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: it has like
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: grates
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: all over it
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: its not like
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: taking the cover off
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: gives much more
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: besides its against the wall
    11:21 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: so like
    11:22 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: if a dog or something came in
    11:22 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: it wouldnt get fried
    11:22 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: WHY DO YOU EXSIST
    11:22 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: the dog
    11:22 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: that is
    11:22 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: WHY
    11:22 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: at least
    11:22 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: the wires
    11:22 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: are really neat
    11:22 PM - -[NT]- Sitka: and tidy
     
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  19. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    It's good news for the rest of us that Teef and Sitka keep each other occupied.
     
  20. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    5:08 PM - [BϟP] Drag0wn [☩]: fucking mrdie. fucking catface. I would rather have shotgun rifle2s than this shit

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    I get brought back for this? I am way too tired for this shit.
     

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