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  1. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Thats completely in context
     
  2. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    11:55 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: have fun
    11:56 PM - Señor_Awesome: I'll try
    11:56 PM - Señor_Awesome: pillow-kun is gonna get it tonight

    2:00 AM - Candles: Emus
    2:00 AM - Candles: The Emu War
     
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  3. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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    Angry
    11:07 AM
    I think if we hired Shia LaBeouf to sit around in Candles' Dorm all day yelling at him to "Do it" and "Make the dream come true"
    I honestly think Empires 2 would be finished
     
  4. Metruption

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    we need to infect his computer with malware that just playes the shiea lebuff video over and over
     
  5. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Lol, yet another person to constantly annoy him?
    I think a patreon that uses foodstamps would do a better job.
     
  6. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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    Just make this his background

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  7. A-z-K

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    Shi is Shia Le Bouf? Why is he everywhere and what is that heair for?
     
  8. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    5:18 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17639411/Feminism.webm
    9:07 PM - Candles: What the fuck did you send me.
    9:07 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: feminism
    9:07 PM - Candles: What
    9:07 PM - Candles: The fuck
    9:12 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Im evolving candles
    9:12 PM - Candles: Hmm?
    9:12 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: soon you will receive links
    9:12 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: that you cant even read
    9:12 PM - Candles: okay
    9:12 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Complete and global teeferation
    9:13 PM - Candles: okay
     
  9. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    15:47 - [EnT] w00kie: or we take the open source reddit source code and..
    15:47 - [EnT] w00kie: ..build our own reddit
    15:47 - Angry: Lol
    15:47 - [EnT] w00kie: with candles and hookers
    15:48 - Angry: Better yet
    15:48 - Angry: EMPchan
    15:48 - Angry: The Image board for cool ppl
     
  10. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Here have a chat-log of candles being a pussy.

    Wednesday, July 15, 2015
    10:02 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.ne...=81d9a10c7b0027a2813928b51d6143c7&oe=561B3867
    10:03 PM - Candles: ohgod
    10:03 PM - Candles: That's terrifying
    10:03 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: You like needles
    10:03 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Cause I had 4 of them shoved into me
    10:03 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: today
    10:03 PM - Candles: I'm fine with them in the mouth.
    10:03 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: A needle into your mouth
    10:04 PM - Candles: In the arm, less so. But I've made great strides in getting over it.
    10:03 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: That sounds fun
    10:04 PM - Candles: Hey, when the dentist needs to give you 12 shots of anesthetic, you get over it pretty quick.
    10:04 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Yeah, that has never done anything
    10:04 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: for me
    10:04 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: I've felt everything
    10:04 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: the whole time
    10:04 PM - Candles: Intriguing
    10:05 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: No its painful
    10:05 PM - Candles: I've heard of people who don't get benefit from analgesics, but never someone who's immue to local anesthetic.
    10:05 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Having a high fucking tolerance
    10:05 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: sucks
    10:05 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Going to the dentist friday
    10:05 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: not looking forward to it
    10:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: I am very easy to draw blood from
    10:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: because I drink water
    10:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: contantly
    10:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: And fat as fuck
    10:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: So everyone asks me
    10:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: hey can I dra blood from you
    10:06 PM - Candles: I have to look away and listen to music when I get blood drawn.
    10:06 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: and im like, get in line
    10:07 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: I put my arm on a rest
    10:07 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: and hold my head up with my other hand
    10:07 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: because frankly ive got nothing to do with it
    10:07 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: I get needles shoved into me
    10:07 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: 2 days out a week
    10:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: for atleast until september
    10:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: 22
    10:08 PM - Candles: Euuuuuuugh
    10:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: So im giant fucking pin cushion
    10:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: to all these girls
    10:08 PM - Candles: Why so often?
    10:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Because im in medicine
    10:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: we are practicing
    10:08 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: doing blood work
    10:09 PM - Candles: Oh
    10:09 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: We are practicing doing shots
    10:09 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: I get to do the same to them
    10:09 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: but I am frequently getting drawn from
    10:09 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: because of how easy it is
    10:09 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: and these are grades
    10:09 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: we are talking about here
    10:10 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: So me being a easy stick means them getting an easy grade
    10:10 PM - Candles: I would become the embodiment of "nope".
    10:10 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Im desensetized to them now
    10:10 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: I never thought
    10:10 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: I would not care
    10:10 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: about needles
    10:10 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: compared to when I was a kid
    10:10 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: and punched a doctor
    10:11 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: when he sticked me
    10:11 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: This is probally what heroin addics are like
    10:11 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Don't do drugs candles
    10:12 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: or you will be like me
    10:12 PM - Candles: I couldn't do any injected drugs.
    10:12 PM - Candles: Too scary.
    10:12 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Not anymore
    10:12 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: maybe 30 years ago
    10:12 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: where all needles
    10:12 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: were one size
    10:13 PM - Candles: Tooooooo scary.
    10:13 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Nows its like
    10:13 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: hey let me shoved this pen into you
    10:13 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: I need some ink
    10:13 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: op
    10:13 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: there we go
    10:13 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: The only thing you need to fear
    10:13 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: is spine
    10:13 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: shots
    10:14 PM - Candles: D:
    10:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Those can paralyze you
    10:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: if they do it wrong
    10:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: never hope you don't have to do it
    10:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: errr
    10:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: hope you never have to d do it
    10:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: I signed up for spinal fuild donation
    10:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: so at some point
    10:14 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: I may donate it
    10:15 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: and from what I know
    10:15 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: its extreamly
    10:15 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: painful
    10:15 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Because they shove a needle
    10:15 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: into your bone
    10:15 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: and suck out the sinsides
    10:15 PM - Candles: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    10:15 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: So its like this needle
    10:15 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: the size of a mic stand
    10:15 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: into your back
    10:15 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: for 5 minutes
    10:16 PM - Candles: Nope
    10:16 PM - Candles: I'm done
    10:16 PM - Candles: That's it
    10:16 PM - Candles: I've read enough
    10:16 PM - Candles: No more
    10:17 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: What, those baby needles too scary
    10:17 PM - Candles: Yes.
    10:17 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: how
    10:17 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: they are like fingernail
    10:17 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: length
    10:17 PM - Candles: Needles
    10:17 PM - Candles: Sharp
    10:17 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: and typically go into the finger
    10:17 PM - Candles: Painful
    10:18 PM - Candles: Nope, fuck this, I'm done.
    10:18 PM - Candles is now Away.
    10:18 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Are you shitting me
    10:18 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Its a fingernail
    10:18 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: If they are squeezing your finger
    10:18 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: you dont even feel it
    10:18 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: it looks like a square
    10:19 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: http://drugster.info/img/term/finger-stick-5883_0.jpg
    10:19 PM - Big Boss BigTeef: Its a fucking usb
     
  11. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    You got to be swimming in pussy.
     
  12. D.D.D. Destroyer

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    Don't you have like training dummies for injections?
     
  13. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Its like i dont even want to know the rest.
    Thanks for reminding me of that one time i dodged a bullet when a nurse gave me dinner at the hospital and being starving, i devoured it on the spot. Apparently that was a clear sign i did indeed NOT have Meningitis.
     
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  14. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    I held down a guy during a spine shot once. Screams were second to none so far, and I've watched a doctor anesthetize a child with a nice foot wound.
     
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    If you donate spinal fluid, they can't take that much, right? And does it leave you a bit iffy for a few days?
     
  16. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    4:05 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: that way admins dont have to deal with spam
    4:05 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: and people get to have fun hunting down whoever decided they were too bored
    4:05 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: and making them into burgers
    4:05 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: literally
    4:05 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: its 4 in the morning and your trying to convince me to play a game where a clown can rape you
    4:05 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: and it be totally legitimized if he has the traitor card.
    4:05 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: well he cant technically
    4:05 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: rape
    4:05 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: because
    4:06 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: ERP will get you banned
    4:06 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: hard
    4:06 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: if he is honking
    4:06 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: the whole time
    4:06 AM - Big Boss BigTeef: im calling it rape
    4:06 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: the clown
    4:06 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: will definitely
    4:06 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: be honking
    4:06 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: as he drags someone
    4:06 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: into the dark maintenance
    4:06 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: and force feeds them
    4:06 AM - -[NT]- Sitka: toxic space carp filet
     
  17. D.D.D. Destroyer

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    Space Station 13?
     
  18. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    (All) evil saltine: you're not a real sandwich
     
  19. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    (Team) -₪EPIC₪- Lawliet |Cpt.|: (C7) canduhls
    (Team) -₪EPIC₪- Lawliet |Cpt.|: (D6) you're the most interesting in general to me
     
  20. Beerdude26

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    This is relevant to my interests
     

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