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  1. YouzY

    YouzY Member

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    Oh I see what you did there
     
    YouzY, Nov 25, 2011
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  2. Krenzo

    Krenzo Administrator

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    Yes, this girl is special because she's the only girl within an 8 hour radius that is interested in your dick. Save yourself some money and just jerk off to her pictures.
     
    Krenzo, Nov 25, 2011
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  3. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    and then realize she's a dude.
     
    LordDz_2, Nov 25, 2011
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  4. WalMartGreeter

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    Ent has IRL clan meetings? Ever heard of the internet?
     
    WalMartGreeter, Nov 25, 2011
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  5. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    Jelly.
     
    Paradox, Nov 25, 2011
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  6. Grantrithor

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    jelly you and FN couldn't get together or something?
     
    Grantrithor, Nov 25, 2011
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  7. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    I loled IRL. :|ove:
     
    w00kie, Nov 26, 2011
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  8. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    so she says your beats suck? shower sex only is awesome in theory, as is sex in water in general or sex on the beach ...
     
    flasche, Nov 26, 2011
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  9. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    shower sex is great, if your shower is to slippy use one of those here
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    http://www.shopinprivate.com/sex-shower-handle.html

    Edit: Sex in the sand sucks, sex on the beach can be great, as long as your beach is made of huge stones like in sweden.
     
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    w00kie, Nov 26, 2011
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  10. A-z-K

    A-z-K Member

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    Oline Dating is an oxymoron. You can't date online, but you migh be able to find people to meet who share some interests or have the kind of qualities you are looking for (I have a feeling that here those criteria are probably "female" & "breathing").

    In other news - I want scubasex
     
    A-z-K, Nov 26, 2011
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  11. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    Now how does scubasex go along with the normal forum users attraction to anal rape?
     
    w00kie, Nov 26, 2011
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  12. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    I rather have a 420 IRL meeting and hang out with Saunders.

    Knowing Grant, he would be the quiet-type that would always have his face to his phone. Not a single word be spoken during the meeting, yet he will text his complains to people with no influence. Now which clan meeting? Doesn't matter, just pick any clan grant was in.
     
    WalMartGreeter, Nov 26, 2011
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  13. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    This is coming from the same guy who joins clans, brags about being in it, then leaves it a month later and makes fun of it.
     
    Grantrithor, Nov 26, 2011
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  14. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Lol, you sure know how to crush all romantic feelings for a newly found love.
     
    McGyver, Nov 26, 2011
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  15. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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    Nah sea sex is pretty awesome
     
    Beerdude26, Nov 27, 2011
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  16. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    i just dont find it very erotic to get water in my mouth while im heavily breathing ;)
     
    flasche, Nov 27, 2011
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  17. blizzerd

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    sand hurts when rubbed in tight orifices

    didn't dubee have a girlfriend already? what happened to her?
     
    blizzerd, Nov 27, 2011
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  18. A-z-K

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    Can't it be both? :gasmask:
     
    A-z-K, Nov 27, 2011
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  19. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    You can use a snorkel for both. :D
     
    McGyver, Nov 27, 2011
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  20. WalMartGreeter

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    Implying clans cannot go downhill :rolleyes:

    At least I made an effort to improve a clan. But you were too afraid to let your voice be heard.
     
    WalMartGreeter, Nov 27, 2011
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