I have been given official clearance to hold a new election, as the last one was just as corrupt as the one in Russia. Identical circumstances, in fact, where the most popular opposition candidate was not allowed to run. -MEG- Devourawr: I DEMAND A RE ELECTION Mrdick: No -MEG- Devourawr: too bad Mrdick: Good luck holding one Mrdick: we'll see how that goes My good people of the this dying game, I come before you as a man. A man who has a vision. A vision of flying a fucking motorcycle across the ocean. With dragons, and flames, and guarana, whatever that is. But it's still a totally necessary part. I have seen horrors, and joy, and the Game of Thrones Season 2 trailer. Through my experiences, I have come to know that it is time to reforge the mighty userbase of this forum into one solid blade. I name the sword Retard McSharptroll. It is time we put aside our differences and vote with our minds, our hearts, and our genetalia. If you vote for me at this election, I promise you that we will unite all around us in a common cause worthy of kings; fucking around, maybe a beer or two. Vote for me, for a better lifestyle. Vote for me, for a better society. Vote for me, for the ability to make forcefields and go invisible. Even though it was shown in the movie that forcefields over fire make it go out, implying there's no oxygen. So how can you fit an entire family of superheros into a forcefield for like 10 minutes without them dying? That's just fucked up. None of them had the ability to not breathe. Where did that come in? Plus that Dash kid must have a heart that beats more than a fieldmouse to get all that air for oxygenated blood. That was a huge plot flaw in that movie. I remember when I was like 11, and I noticed that. Completely ruined all the rest of the movie. Long story short, hot, sexy whales will love you from outer space if you vote for me.
Devourawr shut the fuck up man. Leave ***** alone he doesn't want retards like you bothering him constantly with "Hey man remember that funny shit you did where you tried to get elected then sent people shit and talked about communist Sweden all the time, that shit cray,". Change your signature it makes you look overly obnoxious, paradox has more class than you. Vote for my party, the Rhinoceros Party. We plan to move the Queen of England to Buckingham, Quebec and ending crime by removing all laws.
What's happening in Russia anyway? I read last week that Putin won and there were a lot of people unhappy about it. It looked hilarious in the newspapper as they put a picture of Putin shedding a tear so the protestors seemed like arseholes.
We're not, we're supporting this black guy. Actually, I voted for *****, but that was only because I didn't want to give the Old Spice guy any more power over my life.
