Obama is speaking at my commencement and I'm doing dishes

So I'm a big boy now. To ring in the age of my manchildhood, Obama just finished speaking at my commencement.



Where was I during this awesome commencement? I was doing dishes, like a boss. I mean, look at that stacking! My time at Empires has trained me as an expert stacker. There was only one pot that I couldn't fit on the structure. I considered demolishing part of the cabinet to fit it in there.



How was your commencement? Are you planning to go to your commencement? Do they even have a commencement outside of OSU-land?

 

What the fuck is commencement?

 

Graduation ceremony for bachelors? That's cute.

 

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRD

 

It's obviously Obamas fault that you're doing the dishes. Thanks obama!

 

meh, who cares what he had to say anyway, commencement speeches are boring and filled with pointless.

 

i bet you all know what im going to say... lo

 

What would you do, if Putin came to speak at your Uni?
Would it be the same, like when Obama is around, or would you polish your boots instead? Would you clean your ears more carefully?

 

I at least prefer them over speeches at competitions, which seem to be similar but are also invariably filled with the standard "everyone's a winner" statement(s).

 

You never graduated? look, a penis 8====D

 

We don't have those in Canada. People just lose. It's really an american thing.

Meeting a foreign world leader is more much more awesome then Obama.

Ronald Reagan is the last president I would attend a speech.



IF PUTIN SHOWS UP YOU SHOW UP TO PUTIN.


Putin had a wildfire in russia he didn't appear on camera to reassure his people. He took the plane in his own hands and crushed the fire.

Putin had issues with chechnya he got in a MIG and flew over the country probably dropping bombs like the rest of the MIG's. Obama is too busy on leasure time all the time. He had a beer with an officer and a random dude cool.

 

So, there are still a few questions left.

1) Why did you not go to your own commencement?
2) Why is it called commencement, when it is at the end of your study?
3) Why do you hate Obama and America?
4) Why did you not use the dishwasher you obviously have?

 

1. We had to be there at 70 in the morning for a ceremony that doesn't start until noon and doesn't end until like five at night. And I don't do pomp and circumstance. And I was starting work the next day. And Obama has been to campus two times before this one.
2. You commence life, dipshit.
3. Go die.
4. I needed the plates to get the structure that big.

 

Clearly you do not understand.

 

I don't use my dishwasher in my apartment as well. Then again, I don't let me dirty dishes stack up like that.

 

If I had a dishwasher over here in the UAE, I would never wash a dish again.

Seriously, washing dishes fucking sucks.

 

Why didn't you buy a cheap one with your first payment?

 

Because it's not my apartment and I can't take it back to the UK. I'm not giving some assholes a free dish washer. To be honest, there's no room for one anyway.

If I'd known how long I was staying from the start then I'd probably have gotten one of those small ones that hooks onto the taps and sits on top of your cupboards, rather than a fitted one.

 

You can get tabletop ones that sit ontop of the counter, waste goes into the sink.