Near death experiences

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  1. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    Trolltally.. I am an honest troll deadpool, I would never say I am trolling unless I truly wasn't.
     
  2. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    that statement makes no sense, so I guess mission accomplished?

    I just remembered one, I was fishing with my brother and cousins and we were heading back, we had to cross a pretty fast section in the river, and I was only about 8 years old. I was carrying a tacklebox and a rod and I almost made it across, the water was up to my neck or something like that, anyway, I did actually get swept away and I dropped the stuff and started swimming hard against the current, I was out of my depth (lol) but my bro grabbed my shirt or something and I didnt end up dying, so that was cool.

    Those cousins were actually pissed off at me for dropping their shit, jerks.
     
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    Trickster Retired Developer

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    If you lost my tackle, I'd be annoyed.
     
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    -Mayama- MANLY MAN BITCH

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    This is by far the most entertaining threat.
     
  5. LordDz

    LordDz Capitan Rainbow Flowers

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    It's an evil threat.
     
  6. Chris0132'

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    It's a near death threat.
     
  7. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    "Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy"
     
  8. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." - Albert Einstein
     
  9. Varbles

    Varbles Simply Maptastic. Staff Member

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    thats an amazing quote, i'm gonna remember that
     
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    Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set fire to the man and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    :rolleyes:
     
  11. Grantrithor

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    "Better to lose a minute in your life than your life in a minute"

    I forget who.
     
  12. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    “Every man dies - Not every man really lives.”

    “No one ever finds life worth living - one has to make it worth living”

    “To be able to look back upon ones life in satisfaction, is to live twice”
     
  13. Chris0132'

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    "Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur."
     
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    Vidi Veni
     
  15. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    "Those who dream by day are cognizant of the things not seen by those who dream by night."

    -Edgar Allen Poe
     
  17. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    “Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.” -Eleanor Roosevelt

    unrelated: man these pickles are so good when I open the jar I actually have to decide if I'm going to have a whole one or only half
     
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    half a jar?
     
  19. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    half a pickle

    the people who make them moved across the country so after this jar I will never get these pickles again. :(
     
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