Near death experiences

So I almost died again this weekend when I put on something called a fentanyl patch which could kill a heroin addict 5 times over and drank while on it. I am just now feeling able to get out of bed and walk/eat again after 3 days of hell. I told no one and have no medical insurance so all I could do was hope for the best.

Also I have been shot at, luckily only one of my friends was hit and the little .22 spun around near his spine and almost paralyzed him for life but luckily he can now walk but needs a cane.

Anyone else ever have a near death experience? How did it effect your life afterward? Any symptoms of PTSD?

 

"I nearly killed himself because I can't practice basic drug safety, also I'm so glad my friend nearly died not me I mean that's what friends are for right?"

You are an incredibly substandard human being.

 

Did you have one of those out of body experiences? If so what was it like?

man dubee your chance of mortality is really low man.

 

ahah

 

I didn't know what the fuck those patches were I had no idea how strong they were.

I didn't meet god or anything, but I can tell you it gives you a new out look on life. It makes you realize how pathetic it is to waste your life away playing stupid WOW type games all day. Commie will know what I am talking about when drinking at home alone and playing HON all day eventually makes his liver black or depression cause him try to commit suicide.

I didn't know anything about the drug and didn't really care at that point. It was cheaper than something that is less powerful so I just figured it wasn't as strong. And I am saying I am glad only one of my friends nearly died instead of all 12 of us.

planning on it.

Again this isn't about me, I am tried of people saying oh dubee only talks about himself.. I want to know if any of you have had this kind of experience? Like horrible car crashes?

 

haah yeah dude its was nice an sunny all day today. I would so be down for a trade

 

I was wondering why the past three days were so enjoyable...

 

Dude, you are a fucking retard! DO you REALLY think we want to see you dead that much?!

Clean yourself up and fucking get your life back on track and start making heavy tunes man, or you're gonna run yourself into a shit sack and just be another bag of wasted talent.

You FUCKING FUCKING RETARD. STOP TAKING DRUGS!

For fucksake man.

 

I bought them to make money, I got 3 for 30 and sold them for 30 each so i tried one and it was a big mistake but whatever.. yall don't care I just wanted to know if any of you have ever almost died. I don't want to talk about my situation.

 

when i was 6 i got gastroenteritis and almost died in the hospital waiting room lolol

 

Yes, but as he seems incapable of thinking, the only other option is to stop taking them or die.

So...you're now a drug dealer.

And we don't care? Wut? How the hell would you know, you wasted junkie. You're gonna end up with nothing and no one being a hobo on the streets if you continue like this. There's a limit to how much I don't care and it taps out somewhat before I see someone waste themselves in front of my eyes over a few years.

You have so much more potential than that.

 

Several times.

Internal pains lead to bleeding. Nearly went into shock from it.

Hit by a car. Spun me in the air and once again had internal bleeding.

Hit in the head and started bleeding profusely. Staples in the head to fix it.

Extreme allergic reaction a wasp sting. Extreme allergic reaction.

H1N1

More severe episode(s) of flu. Immunity disorder ftl.

Flipped a jeep 3 times end over end on a hill. longest 4 seconds ever.

I've survived so much shit that at times I feel invincible. :/

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BTW dubee. If you die, I'm gonna be sad. Don't die. ~Sincerely HSM.

 

I believe HSM wins this thread.

No near death experiences here and I don't plan on having one anytime soon.