Mrdie Escapes From Captors

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  1. Mrdie

    Mrdie Banned

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    Mrdie Escapes From Captors
    8:59 PM

    Shot in the ass, stabbed in the back, and being raped in the ass with a shovel did not stop Mrdie from escaping later this night from his captors. Live on BTV (Blackhole TV), Mrdie tells us what happend.

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    "My fellow Blackholers, forgive me for my facial expression, for I cannot help it, as having a shovel shoved violently up your ass tends to hurt.

    A day ago, I was pulled over by the side of the road, I asked the officer why I was being pulled over. Sadly, the officer had a black trench coat on, causing me to scream and drive my car into a lake.

    After waking up, I realised I was in a padded cell. A man named Toburakalurdar appeared and demanded that I list a single thing Jimmy Carter did in his Presidency that was benefical to the United States. I complyed, stating that the Department of Education was one good thing. He screamed at me and called me an evil liberal, and then proceeded to violate my anus with a shovel he called Bob. He then proceeded to shoot me in the ass with an unknown World War I era pistol, and stab me in the back with a millitary style knife.

    Police are still on the look out for this mad man, no dobut. But I am glad to be back. I will now go to the doctor to inquire on the rising costs of surgury for my ass. I would also like to thank the stronger Countrys in the region for creating an off topic area. Thank you all."
     
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  2. dizzyone

    dizzyone I've been drinking, heavily

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    Wait did I just catch you misspelling 2 words?
     
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  3. Mrdie

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    I am human, and it was night time.
     
  4. dizzyone

    dizzyone I've been drinking, heavily

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    thats what your mom said :D
     
  5. Mrdie

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    No, I do not have sexual relations with my mother.
     
  6. Stu

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    But I do.
     
  7. $upreme

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    lmao Mrdie, that is quite the news report, i fear that uh ur ass will not be fully recovered because i will soon take over
     
  8. Jn.

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    That was me who captured you! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA DIE SCUM!!!!! Come on bob, let's go get a latte.
     
  9. Grizzly

    Grizzly BEAR SIZED DOORS

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    Stu won :D
     
  10. Stu

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    Why, thank you. :)
     
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