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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by John Shandy`, Jun 19, 2011.

  1. John Shandy`

    John Shandy` Member

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  2. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    Oh, I know what I would get you...

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  3. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    see, this is the kind of thing we could've avoided with the anti-spam filter
     
  4. Devourawr

    Devourawr Member

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    If you delete rainbow road and make sure it is never played again I'll buy you a gift.
     
  5. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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  6. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    seriously what hell is that? an ied on the end of a pipe? He doesn't seem to be hitting a mine but, the half of the device on the pipe is gone during explosion and that damn plate/rock on the ground fly's past(possibly striking his face) the dudes head.

    retard needed a longer pipe anyways.
     
  7. Pope_Homeless_XIII

    Pope_Homeless_XIII Member

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  8. dizzyone

    dizzyone I've been drinking, heavily

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    You said you'd never come to this forum again, and your last post is from almost a year ago.

    Taking that into account, this is a pretty sad display. Also, obvious spam.
     
  9. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    I can present you my spare Mafia2 key, if you really would want to play such a shitty game.


    I WANT Jurassic Park TOO :(
     
  10. John Shandy`

    John Shandy` Member

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    1. Real life.
    2. I had a mind change.

    So does this mean you're getting me Jurassic Park?

    Off Topic -> Rules:
    1. John Shandy`: Impending day of birth; presents; yay.
    2. ImSpartacus: Sledge hammer mine.
    3. complete_lamer: Something.
    4. Devourawr: Non-negotiable proposition.
    5. Trickster: Something to do with cars.
    6. Pope_Homeless: What, I don't even...
    7. dizzyone: Bitter complaint.
    8. w00kie: Mafia2; Jurassic Park.

    Thanks w00kie.
     
  11. Empty

    Empty Member

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    It's sad to not get a birthday thread.
    It's sadder to make your own.
    It's probably the saddest thing I've ever seen to make your own birthday thread weeks early and request gifts.
     
  12. John Shandy`

    John Shandy` Member

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    9. Empty: Yep, I'm still a douche, Shandy.

    I'm thinking that what's worse than posting a preemptive birthday present thread... is providing deliberate hostile replies to a preemptive birthday present thread.

    gg

    Also, @dizzyone... several months worth of finding oneself on a DNS blacklist registry that is/was used by the Empires forums was a little prohibitive, so to speak.
     
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  13. communism

    communism poof

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    shandyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    ill take you to the bars for your birthday if I didn't get fired today
     
  14. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    Welcome back, Shandy` (though I haven't played Empires yet 1yr ago). I'll buy you a tea bag for your tea kettle.
     
  15. Devourawr

    Devourawr Member

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    For your birthday I'll give you a free hon so you can finally see what JPL has been up to all this time.
     
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  16. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    lolz this is good stuff.
     
  17. Grantrithor

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    I'll mail you a penny, actually I'll just mail you an empty envelope and you can keep the 50 cent stamp or w/e they cost now.

    wait nevermind there might be a postal strike here.
     
  18. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    it's the thought that counts grant, which in your case is still not much :P
     
  19. dizzyone

    dizzyone I've been drinking, heavily

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    I don't care about any of this, whether you were gone for a good reason, or whether you're back for a good reason.

    I just think these threads don't belong here, generally considered as begging threads, "GIVE ME MONEY PLEASE". And second, ignoring the fact this a begging thread, it's just worse that you came back after a year just to beg for your birthday.

    I mean, you must have been in a very positive and happy state when doing this, shits and giggles and all that. But looking at the games, they cost peanuts, why not just buy em yourself instead of being an internet bum and returning to a place you apparently despised because of a discussion. I would consider this as a sign of disrespect towards the fags and jews on this forum, somehow thinking low enough of them to beg for fucking shitty games that you probably wouldn't even play for more than 10 minutes (I've seen the list).

    I would also like to apologize for being all bitter and serial in your little bum whoring thread, but considering all of this, and empty's addition to the subject, I don't think it matters all that much. You could've tried to conceal it by posting a month ahead, then begging and whoring, or atleast pretend you care and write something in your post, instead of being the little happy happy joy joy bum slut you are by posting cutesy pictures and spamming a link.

    Also, did I mention you're a jew, I might not have, but you are.
     
  20. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    Dizzyone your replies just get epicer and epicer.

    Soon your mist tank will fill with rage-concentrate which you can use to power cities or sell for millions of dollars at retail stores and local auctions.
     

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