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  1. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    How about cleaning your girl dolls before kissing them?
     
  2. MOOtant

    MOOtant Member

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    Why would they offer better working conditions for someone they can hire off the street?
     
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  3. A-z-K

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    You probably do have herpes. You and & about 80% of the population.
    You may experience more frequent outbreaks because you are so run down from overworking. I suggest a nice holiday to relax
     
  4. alucard13mmfmj

    alucard13mmfmj Member

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    how i has herpes if i am virgin? ;s

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    also, i think its cause my lips blister from dehydration and all the dirt/dust gets in them and gets infected. cause my face is covered in dust/dirt by the time im done.
     
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  5. .:.HeXi.:. emcalex329

    .:.HeXi.:. emcalex329 Member

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    Pretty sure you could get oral herpes and still be a virgin.

    Anyways, I think that I'm actually going to have to agree with Trickster on this one. You're ostensibly a human biology major, and yet you have never heard of oral herpes. I don't even know what to say.
     
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  6. @@@@Marcin@@@@

    @@@@Marcin@@@@ Developer

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  7. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    You got it from your mom when she gave you French Kisses as baby. :rolleyes:
     
  8. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    dumbass.

    you have herpes
     
  9. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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  10. alucard13mmfmj

    alucard13mmfmj Member

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    i didnt study human disease or pathology.

    oh, i did remeber that girls can get herpies from sitting on a toilet seat lolz.
     
  11. .:.HeXi.:. emcalex329

    .:.HeXi.:. emcalex329 Member

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    Right, and I totally did study human disease and pathology.

    This stuff really is common knowledge, and it should be even more so for you considering your major.
     
  12. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    Herpes is easy to spread.

    While we're talking about it, I have a question actually. When I did sex ed, I was always told that you can't get the clap (chlamydia) from anything but sex, really.

    Yet when I was in uni, they had a big campaign to get everyone tested (the guy for some reason seemed really sure I was a prime target for having chlamydia, even when I assured him I was a complete virginal nerd studying video games and thus had no time to get STDs)

    Then he came out with 'oh but you can get it from sharing a drink with someone, or from using a public toilet' and basically made it sound like it was only marginally less communicable than a cold.

    I'm wondering, is that actually the bollocks it sounds like? And if so, is it normal for STI awareness campaigns to be that stupid?
     
  13. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Fairly sure he was bullshitting you.
     
  14. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    That's what I thought, I just don't get why you'd bother telling people that.

    Do they get paid on comission or something?
     
  15. A-z-K

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    In Essex you can get the clap by looking at someone but amoxicillin is cheap so stare away
     
  16. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Amoxicillin cures the clap? That's how they treat it? I didn't know that.
     
  17. alucard13mmfmj

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    I lost the sandisk i bought for work (which I maybe only used for a few hours total). havnt been able to find it in over a week. makes me sad T_T.

    so now i am looking for a part time job somewhere. 3-5 hours a day or something.

    wondering what move ot make in education.

    x-ray technician is not going too well. the 2 prerequisite classes are always full and i need them to even qualify to apply for the x-ray technician program. im a bit annoyed. maybe another different associates program.

    so i opened my anime figure shop 3 days ago. no buyers yet or significant increases of likes for my shop, despite my low price and some minor advertising on some places.
     
  18. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    C. trachomatis infection can be effectively cured with antibiotics once it is detected. Current guidelines recommend azithromycin, doxycycline, erythromycin, or ofloxacin. Agents recommended for pregnant women include erythromycin or amoxicillin lmao

    quote and all that

    It says through say only, but it also lists oral, which is somewhat fucking weird. I don't know shit , but if you can get it like that, it just may be possible to get that from other sources.
     
  19. MOOtant

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    That's good, you're getting over the "why the fuck doesn't anyone want to pay money for it" phase. :>
     
  20. alucard13mmfmj

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    i just think cause my potential customers dont know that i exist lol.
     

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