Infiltration: Subtle Pending [DEBRIEFED]

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  1. Empty

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    Complete reached for his pistol as the room turned to face him.
    Teef drew his own pistol and took aim.
    As complete brought his own gun to bear, he felt a sharp crack on the back of his neck, as he fell he turned to see wealthysoup had taken position behind him and delivered a heavy blow with his rifle.

    Teef took aim at the now prone Infiltrator.
    "Game over."
    He pulled the trigger, killing complete_ instantly.


    Night begins!
     
  2. Sitka

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    Perhaps next time we should have a limit on how often you can change your vote, and how close to votes closing you can do it.

    Staying around for hours on end just because of votesnipers is a fucking chore.
     
  3. wealthysoup

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    Thats strange, because it was you that told me that hamster was the scout....
     
  4. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    My internet went out around midnight, and it haven't come back on yet.
    So im forced to use a school computer.

    Complete, after all the shit I did with the pms, you went along with every fucking thing.
    Where mcgyver protested and did not follow a single order.
    You were encouraging me to have everyone commit suicide to protect me. I knew it was you but I wanted to find your partner before I decided to murder your ass.

    Yeah fuck you bum, after my death I will make sure you hang.
     
    Last edited: Dec 4, 2013
  5. D.D.D. Destroyer

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    Okay I was in a bad mood the past few days, enough of that stuff, I'll just vote someone dead and see what becomes of it.
     
  6. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Bum just saved your ass even though we suspect he's the infiltrator.
    When it comes down to it tomorrow morning, I want you to vote him with you and create a tie.

    We still don't know if you are innocent but if you are, then taking down a infiltrator with you should not be a problem.
     
  7. Empty

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    nights over targets closed writing stories
     
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    "You know you're completely fucked right?" Bigteef said, clutching the wound in his leg.
    "Yeah. I had my chance to cut and run, but I decided there was one last thing I needed to do" the Infiltrator replied. He took aim and put another bullet into Bigteef's other leg.
    "I consider what I'm doing here a service, for both sides. You're a complete fucking moron." he continued.
    "You know I'm the reason you and your friends are wormfood, right?" Bigteef replied.
    The Jekotian considered this for a moment, then laughed heartily.
    "The only reason we got as far as we did was from abusing your stupidity. Honestly you're more of a threat to those poor men than any of us were.

    Goodbye Teef."
    The final shot lodged itself inside Bigteef's head firmly, and he slumped to the ground.


    Day begins, cast your votes (I think we all know this is over though)
     
  9. D.D.D. Destroyer

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    I vote BigTe-- fuck.
     
  10. wealthysoup

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    Not sure if the infiltrator believed teef when he said he was the scout or if he just wanted teef dead for being teef
     
  11. wealthysoup

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    Voting lazybum today.

    If thats wrong its entirely sitkas fault
     
  12. D.D.D. Destroyer

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    Realistically speaking, we have a good chance of getting it right this time!

    (20%)
     
  13. D.D.D. Destroyer

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    Battle plan: Let's NOT kill two people today. If we do, we will be left with three alive. If the infil survives, he kills someone in the night. It'll be two people left, one infiltrator among them. Suddenly, we don't get to the next vote because infils win.

    MY SUGGESTION!

    Kill one guy tonight, we hit him, cool, we miss, tough luck, survive the night, vote off the infiltrator next day if we missed.

    This is statistically best.
     
  14. wealthysoup

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    Only 1 infil left so theres no point not being straight.

    Sitka claims to be the scout, he has scouted me hamster and you (from what I heard). It's very unlikely he is lieing since nobody else seems to have made any noise as the scout.

    Therefore the only remaining person is lazy.

    Cast your vote please
     
  15. Sitka

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    Today, a hero of great proportion died.

    BigTeef stayed with us through days where paradox's bullshit and shitposting threatened the sanity of everyone.

    He stayed with us through days when the people qualified in medical, engineering and scouting techniques fell around us one by one, yet still had the dedication and willpower to keep the group from tearing itself apart.

    He stayed with us through days when some nub requested those qualified few to protect him and reveal themselves to him, and then, when he was to redeem his foolery by taking two infiltrators down with him, Teef saved my ass.

    He stayed with us when he bullshitted all those who were potential threats in a perfect manner
    He tricked you all and helped keep the Scout alive through the whole match


    Today, under his bed, i found a piece of paper containing his last will...


    He, after drawing dicks drawing dicks in the library, wrote his will. It's only a few words that he wants you to know, but they are very important.

    They are...





    My dick is an octopus




     
  16. D.D.D. Destroyer

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    Deadshitposting?

    Wealthy, I'm just saying. If Lazybum isn't infil a double-kill now screws us over.

    I vote Lazybum!
     
  17. wealthysoup

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    Yeah I know, thats why I'm asking you to vote with me.

    Sitka vote please, lets finish this
     
  18. Lazybum

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    I vote Lazybum. It is gonna be funny when the game keeps going.
     
  19. Sitka

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    To all you cunts who voted Teef

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  20. Sitka

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    Also post #500 get



    (yes i will put something here soon)
     

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