Implementation of CMMI on Empires Development

Discussion in 'General' started by PatPeter, Feb 27, 2012.

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What level of CMMI do you think Empires Development is at?

  1. Level 1 - Processes unpredicable, poorly controlled and reactive.

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  2. Level 2 - Processes characterized for projects and is often reactive.

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  3. Level 3 - Processes characterized for the organization and is proactive.

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  4. Level 4 - Processes measured and controlled.

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  5. Level 5 - Focus on process improvement.

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  1. Ikalx

    Ikalx Member

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    High5 for that! :D
     
  2. Comand'zorz' Asz

    Comand'zorz' Asz Member

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    Nice and you fix it without changing the broken-ass global political system, in fact you use it...
    Viroman for lead dev.
    Asz for poor attempt to stay on topic.
     
  3. -=]Kane[=-

    -=]Kane[=- Member

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    more liek forced castation amiright, ...:cry:
    Son, now we take your newly grown balls and disable their function, but before that we need a sperm sample in case you want to have a child in 500 years, so take this new playbaby mag and get of off these 10 year old, ... playmates, ... "daaadddyy yucky why are these ppl naked in there and what are they doing" :o.

    Well I guess we all have to sacrifice a little when it comes to eternal life, but it sure is nice how you don't show any restraints to forbid all those unborn babys to live in order for you to live forever.
    You would seriously live on the blood of unborn babys, kinda sick ...
    You might want to argue against it, but after all you'ld be living forever only at the cost of unborn humans.
    Or let me put it this way, you would rather live yourself then you would like for any of your childrens/grandchildrens/etc. to live (not including the single one you're allowed to have).
     
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  4. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Once we have the technology to live forever, we will focus on settling on new planets next. Then overpopulation won't be a problem. We would still stop evolution though.
     
  5. -=]Kane[=-

    -=]Kane[=- Member

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    Or so they say. I doubt that for various reasons, but you see, we wouldn't have much time after the technology is developed. And population would go up that fast that you would have to double the amount of planets after lets assume 50 years (currently we need about 70 years to double with natural deaths) before splitting the entire population in 2 and actually transport all these ppl over a few lightyears and preproducing some instant build factories? Ermmmm. :headshot:
    Not even possible in science fiction.
     
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  6. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    all your believes in technology is heart warming yet naive. viro its said that we could feed up to 12mrd people with our current tech, so why is there still hunger? im almost certain that if the is such population controll system in place it wont be the fittest or smartest but the historically richest who will survive. this means justin beaber will take your place ...

    ... oh ideocracy here we come.

    we actually are on our way already if i read all this carp. they should fund social science rather then technical shit. we have enough toys already anyway, we on the way just got too socially awkward to be nice ppl ...

    ... decline of modern society and shit ima stop now before krenzo starts hating on me :S
     
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  7. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    Seeing as people are already marrying computers, I don't think the world population will be a major threat in the future.
     
  8. -=]Kane[=-

    -=]Kane[=- Member

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    You know what ppl say that? Old ppl. :D
    "This new youth will ruin society", etc., that idea is about as old as the pyramides. It seriously is.
    Yes we need more social science, maybe some new random genius will start the next ethic cleansing due to some new scientific "conclusion".
    Far better then a cure for cancer. :D
    (Enzymatic changes to human cells aren't exactly "technical" but biochemical)

    :|ove:
     
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  9. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    what you quoted was only meant as self-ironic remark to stop me ...
     
  10. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    Flasche there is enough food to feed 12 billion people, it'd just not spread fairly. Some people waste enough food a year to feed 2 more families, but we just throw it away. There's a difference between not enough and not fairly enough
     
  11. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    ah right billion, mrd didnt sound right but mio was to few (in german milliarde = billion and milliard = trillion)

    anyway, why isnt it available to everyone? dont tell me its a logistic problem, i could buy australian, southafrican or chilean fruits in almost any quantity ...
    ... nono wait, i can guess it ...
    ... its because they (the poor) are lazy fucks who believe its their godgiven right to drive the kilometer it takes them to their next supermarket in a 2000kg suv.
    and they defend their right to be poor with weapons of mass destruction.
     
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  12. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    You do know that a vasectomy only cuts the tubes not cutting the balls off right? They still produce sperm but, they don't get to where they normally would. All it takes is a needle in your balls to draw out some sperm.(just thinking about it made my nuts contract)
     
  13. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    You know it's entirely possible that the invention of life prolonging technology would solve its own problems, given that it would be invented by scientists, and therefore they would sort of have dibs on its usage, which means that you can keep scientists around indefinitely to work on things, rather than requiring them to study for about thirty years, work for maybe another thirty, then go insane with dementia or something.

    Basically you'd get a lot more usability out of your scientists, which means a big boost to technological progress, by the time the technology becomes prolific, you should be colonising mars.
     
  14. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    well not only that but, the genius that invents something can keep working on it instead of dieing due to old age and someone else tries to figure out what he did and replicate it.

    Nicoli Telsa, Albert Einstein, and all the other great people... imagine keeping them around a few hundred years.
     
  15. PatPeter

    PatPeter I have no idea what I am talking about

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    *****? Yeah, he totally raged me off his friends list when I refused to post his messages by proxy on the forums and succumb to martyrdom.

    Thank you Trickster for at least seeing my good intentions. I just want to help Empires in any way I can. And if the knowledge were applicable to large scale projects, it wouldn't be stupidity, but rather ignorance of how it would work on Empires.

    I have a responsibility to my community to bring up servers that I tell them I'll bring up. If, for instance, they asked me to bring up an Empires server (they wouldn't, they all hate Empires after being consistently flamed for being new/in |UGA|/etc.), and I said, "Yes, I will bring up an Empires server for you", then they should keep me to my word.

    Correction, you said:

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    Yes, this is the extent to which I care to reply; so about that immortality, would Northern Faction be immortal if they weren't in combat?
     
  16. -=]Kane[=-

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    I seriously doubt that such an intensive operation (opening your balls) with the risk of infection, ball trauma (lol), etc., would be done if you could draw some samples beforehand ...
     
  17. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    I like how a thread about ranting on the OP became a thread about balls.
     
  18. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    At least it wasn't a thread about balls that became a thread about ranting.
     
  19. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    Your balls are so bad.

    There did it for ya!
     
  20. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    Well, I have a problem with your balls!

    In fact, I want to tell you about it. It's been eating away at me for some time. Was it the texture? Perhaps the color? Maybe even the smell? I'm not sure, but something is amiss. I demand that you solve your scrotal issues immediately.

    This is not some petty joke. My life has been seriously impacted by this problem. I have trouble sleeping at night. I have gained weight. My complexion is off. The dog doesn't even like me. But I guarantee that I am not the only one!

    There are others affected by this widespread calamity. Illness has spread in the community. Children are not outside playing. Adults don't go to work. Old people don't sit on their porch. We are falling apart!

    So I need to see a timetable on how and when this problem will be solved. If you do not act now, the entire world will be destroyed.
     

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