I hate how dota forces u to be sober

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  1. -Mayama-

    -Mayama- MANLY MAN BITCH

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    u can be top notch in empires completly drunk coming home after a party but in dota u have to be sober, any game that forces people to be completly sober in any kind of sence cant be cool
     
  2. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Yes because the world is a terrible, terrible place and we need to shove all of our troubles and fears into a bottle rather than facing them head on.

    Sobriety is a terrible thing.
     
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  3. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    >tfw superior teetotaler
     
  4. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    communism has hacked Mayama's account!
     
  5. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    jus lplay axe and click thing then thy die its easy
     
  6. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    dota is always serious serious its dumb
     
  7. PredatoR[HUN]

    PredatoR[HUN] Member

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    You just not good enough to play it drunk.

    Also in Empires, there is less pressure on single players because of the size of teams but in dota, 5v5 everyone need to pull their weight.

    But my first point still stands, you just bad.
     
  8. Mahtipakarat

    Mahtipakarat Member

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    Dota doesn't force you to be sober and good, your just inexperienced, you can be drunk as fuck and still succeed in dota. lrn2play
     
  9. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Says the guy who blew our cover in PAYDAY by walking in front of a crowd in full body armour
     
  10. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Just get drunk and play dota even worse than you normally do, then proceed to give no fucks what anyone else thinks. It's what I do. I feed whether I'm sober or not.
     
  11. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    Thing is you dont notice the difference betweenyou drunk and you sober,
    the only thing that changes is when you are drunk every mistake gets countered by excuse too much scotch
     
  12. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    There's no such thing as too much scotch.
     
  13. Lawliet

    Lawliet Member

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    You could always just quit DotA like I did. It's really not that hard. Then you can get as drunk as your heart desires.
     
  14. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    serious games get borint after 100 hours
     
  15. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Empires and dwarf fortress confirmed for being meme fueled funcoasters.
     
  16. A-z-K

    A-z-K Member

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    This made me so happy
     
  17. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Or you could quit drinking then you can play as much DOTA as you want.
     
  18. Señor_Awesome

    Señor_Awesome Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Took me a while to fully understand this. Brilliant post 10/10
     
  20. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    9 mine fueled flip?
    Close enough.
     

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