Alright. After one week, I give in. You guys are true perseverers, every one of you. I can't believe any of you monsters lasted this long - an entire week since Flasche's birthday and none of you gave in to your desires and made a thread. Well, this is it for me. I can last no longer. Certainly, some of us displayed erratic behavior in our efforts to not give in to the temptation. McGyver publicly shat himself an entire day early out of anticipation, for example. So, here it is. HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY FLASCHE! Maybe someday you'll get that spoon so you can eat some birthday cake and ice cream
