we forgot teefs bday thread post gifs and shit if teef takes more than 2 hours to load this thread then we did well
It took me 5 minutes to load the entire thread. I shit you not. 2/25/14 I created a sympathy story in the blog thread to prompt a birthday thread in which worked. My actual birthday went like this. I went downtown to the megabus stop with my friend pete, we stopped in a dunken donuts for a quick breakfest. I had two cinniamon rasin begals with cream cheese. He had some kind of fucked up sandwhich. We left the place and got on the mega bus after we showed the guy our tickets. We go to the 2nd floor of the bus and sit in the way back sense all the good seats were taken. Pete curls into the corner and sleeps while i pick his pocket and play his psp he brought. I sat on the bus playing kingdom hearts birth by sleep. The ride took four hours. We arrive in indianapolis. My dad's girlfriend Janice picks us up and drove us to thier new house. This thing was biggest place he owned yet, two floors, a backyard, 3 bathrooms. The best. He got home from work around 4, and he brought home pizza from papa johns. Me and pete sit in the living room while him and janice sit at his personal bar he made in the dining room. We watch Monsters university and then INC that was playing on the moive channels my dad had. After dinner, I wrestle thier dog Peanut who has obsession with biting and chewing on everything and everyone. I put the dog in a full nelson and my dad took a picture. Not sure if he uplaoded it on his fb page. The next day janice went to work at the airport. My dad was home and made me and pete pancakes. He made himself I assume eggs. Later on the day he told us how he was strapped for cash and we kinda cant do anything sense sombody tried to steal his idenity and his bank froze his accounts for a week. So he took us to a karoke bar instead. Pete bought 5$ worth of pool rounds, and dad got wasted and attempted to embrass me on stage when he tried to sing great balls of fire. It was alright. the next day we left early to catch the bus, and we sat in the front row this time on the 2nd floor sense the frist row has more leg room. He went to sleep and I continued playing his psp, I got to the hercules stage with the time trials playing as Aqua. I got so pissed at it and had to do it 10+ times because it wanted everything dead in these bullshit times. I cheated and equiped Stopra and just spammed lighting on everything while they were frozen. The internet was still out from the lack of heat, but it got fixed last night and I thankfully had internet in the morning. Still pissed I have to wait until thursday so we can fix this tempature sensetive modem or some shit.
Anyone who posts infomation that personal, will be mocked by everyone. If you have a sad day, keep it to yourself, or bullshit your way to get sympathy. I've done far worse things than lie to people on the internet.
Lies. The Truth. It's ok Teef, you don't have to act when you're here with us. It's ok, just let it all out.
Heres a picture I took of him singing. Here is the pizza stuff he brought home. Here is Peanut. Im waiting for him to upload the picture of me with the dog. Indy was pretty fun, it was calm the way I perfer things to go. I am not the loud noises type person so the calm weekend away from my alcoholic mother was great.
Oh please! The fake sympathy offends me more than calling me a liar. I know for a fact none of you would give a shit if what I said was true.
I would hope so, I defended you after submitting a report calling you an Islamic terrorist. Hipsters don't have feelings, only euphoria.
