frickin hamster

I find it quite funny that blizzerd has two z's in his name yet he misspells quite a few words because he replaces z's with s's.
Finalized...Specialized...Capitalizations...etc.

-sigh-
Oh blizzerd.

 

I type it mainly as it sounds in the ear when pronounced, those words have a Z in them phonetically (at least to me) .

Well, Il try to pay attention to that predominance.

 

Oh the worst thing you can see on the internet are grammar Nazis.

 

Well from how blizzerd's reacting it seems he wants to better his grammar and widen his vocabulary. Just helping him along the way.

Also, "Oh, the worse thing one can see on the internet is grammar Nazis."

No 1st person >.>.

 

lul grmr nazies

 

The British generally use the s instead of z for those words, so its still technically correct.

 

"Its," needs an apostrophe.

God I could do this all day. But I'm quite done.


Bottom line.
You don't like it, don't read it.

 

How would the apostrophe be applied?

 

When using an apostrophe in English, it's either for ownership or for contractions. Contractions are basically two words combined into one, words such as, "Don't, won't, shouldn't, couldn't, can't, ain't (hey, it passes Firefox spellcheck!), aren't," and words like that.
Ownership is easy. Welcome to the Krenzo's forums. This is blizzerd's lesson. Trickster's ego is huge.

There's two its. It's, and its. Its leg is gone. It's missing. Its shows ownership, it's is the contraction for it is.

 

It's, the word is technically "it is" so you remove the first i for is and replace it with the ', do not turns into don't which replaces the o with a ', basically, the English language is quite fucked up and hard to learn simply because of all the weird ass rules we have in it. when its an is being added, replace the i in is, if it is not being added, its the o in not. Shouldn't being another example of that.

PreDom, it should have been there are two its. Not there is two its. Just saying.

 

'tine'

 

I just want to point out that the sentence (if it can be described as such) "The protectors of grammar from its abusers, but at the same tine, (sic) Internet killjoys" has several grammatical errors in addition to the spelling typographical error Jessiah pointed out earlier. There is no verb clause, so the sentence is actually not complete. If it were a sentence, the comma after abusers would be considered a comma splice unless the sentence was structurally altered.

 

A semicolon would fix that right up.

 

It still lacks a verb. It has many pronouns, nouns, an adjective, yet no verbs. Every 3'rd grader knows you need a subject/predicate for a simple sentence.

 

WTF is a verb
I'm shit at remembering what's what D:

 

Verb = An act, ex: Jhon punches the little kid in the face. The little kid cries.

In short, it's the word for what you're/something is doing...kinda

 

Well as you can see mein fuhrer of grammar that it is an anti grammar nazi photo, so obviously they are gonna leave out grammatical mechanics.

Onto other pressing matters into English. Basically English is just a slang version of french with Germanic grammar, and stuff like conjunctions are obviously slang made by the poor to say things shortened. You have to notice that in some English speaking countries they call glasses "spectacles" which is a much better name, obviously glasses came from the poor as it basically means pieces of glass. English is quite the language.

 

@Jek;
There's also participles, which are verbs that act like nouns (proceeding to the final destination, John opened the door); infinitives, which are to + verb (I'm going to die);and gerunds, which are adjectives (end in -ing (The boy running down the track tripped) ).

Then there's helping verbs (is, was, has been (Jekotia has killed thousands of furries) ), perfect past participles (Furries have been killed by Jekotia), and uhh...think that's it.

 

But... I like (some) furries I don't wanna kill them D:

 

Holy shit.

Jekotia.

Have you taken any pills or had therapy within the past 5 months?

Because I swear. Like, THIS:

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<wolfie> Tornado, which squished me
<Jekotia> oh god yes that was awesome and VERY disturbing
<wolfie> He then unsquished me and turned me inside out
<wolfie> Then he sent a horse to rape me
<wolfie> Constantly
<Jekotia> male horse
<Jekotia> while he was inside out
<Jekotia> so his dick was basically a vag
<wolfie> Then umm
<wolfie> the plague that would kill me in 24 hours.
<Jekotia> and the horse fucked him so har the dick went through  him
<Jekotia> *hard
<wolfie> I missed that part.
<wolfie> Damn it sucks to be a girl
<wolfie> :U
<wolfie> And then...
<Jekotia> within every mad is an inside-out girl :3
<wolfie> Oh, right
<Jekotia> *man
<wolfie> na, I think it's every man wants to be a bitch
<wolfie> BUT eitHER WAY
<Jekotia> thats true for me
<Jekotia> i wanna be a girl :3
<Jekotia> looks more fun to play with yourself as a girl compared  to just jaking off
<unlimited> so
<unlimited> to summarise
<unlimited> you guys are weird!
<unlimited> :p
<wolfie> Oh!
<Jekotia> yes
<wolfie> Wait
<wolfie> Jekotia
<Jekotia> at the end of the 24 hours
<wolfie> What was umm...
<wolfie> The hell's doors
<Jekotia> evey cell in his head slowly reptured
<wolfie> Who was waiting for me?
<Jekotia> creating a very slow head explosion
<Jekotia> right theres 2 artificial moons
<wolfie> OH right, you have the magic power
<wolfie> Thing
<Jekotia> ones a death star like thing forged by magecraft
<wolfie> OHHH YEAH
<Jekotia> the other is a moon with a happy face thats the gate to  hell
* wolfie builds a fire, and wjhips out some Awm nom nom snax
<Jekotia> pedobear is the gatekeeper and he rapes people before  letting them into hell
<wolfie> Yeah
<wolfie> but see
<wolfie> I couldn't go yet
<wolfie> cause my 24 hours wsn't up
<Jekotia> oh right
<wolfie> So I was being pedobear'd
<wolfie> For like
<wolfie> SOOO long
<Jekotia> i made it impossible for him to die before the rupturing
<wolfie> Yeah
<Jekotia> so he coudlnt escape the pain
<wolfie> Cause I wanted to jump off a building
<Jekotia> anything he did would hurt
<Jekotia> but he coudlnt prevent himself from experiencing the  rupturing
<wolfie> So where did the magecrafted deathstar come into play?
<Jekotia> 1 hour of head exploding
<Jekotia> no where
<wolfie> Oh
<wolfie> And don't forget
<unlimited> man that musta been ani nteresting convo ^^
<wolfie> My head didn't explode
<Jekotia> you just asked something about the moon
<wolfie> it umm
<unlimited> fucking perverted asses 
<unlimited> hahahha
<wolfie> Each brain cell
<Jekotia> lol
<wolfie> Exploded
<Jekotia> ruptured
<wolfie> One at a time
<Jekotia> no
<wolfie> yeah
<Jekotia> each cell in your head
<Jekotia> ruptured
<Jekotia> one at a time
<wolfie> At once/
<wolfie> Yeah
<wolfie> Hmph.
<Jekotia> cretaing a very long cranial explosion
<Jekotia> that lasted an hour
<wolfie> You know, that would SO TOTALLY ruin my sunday
<unlimited> through you're ass?
<wolfie> nooooo
<wolfie> Just in my head
<Jekotia> oh right, its saturday
* Jekotia brings WOlfie back to life and condemns him to experience the  same thing that happened last week
<wolfie> Damnit.
<wolfie> You know
<wolfie> this time
<wolfie> You have to be more creative
<wolfie> eG:
* Jekotia adds another spell to automatically dispence refills of the  punishment
<wolfie> Shove an M80 in my ass
<wolfie> Something
<wolfie> Ow
<wolfie> Bottlerockets
<wolfie> Replace my teeth with firecrackers
<wolfie> Bathe me in oil
<wolfie> ._.
<wolfie> wait
<wolfie> Why am I suggesting this/
* wolfie facepalms