Empires League 2017 Sign up and information thread

Discussion in 'Events' started by Spike, Apr 6, 2017.

  1. Spike

    Spike Long Live The King!

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    I think we might start in may or June however its still unsure its all going to be dependent on how many people we get over the next month. Keep an eye out on the forums for a starting date however that will most likely be announced late April early May.
     
  2. Avatarix

    Avatarix Member

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    im a capn of nf
    spike's tea has too many weird ingredients in it, god damn brits
    no more hallucinations pls
     
  3. Kidpaler

    Kidpaler Member

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    I'm not the only one here who saw you resign.

    To quote you

    I think that means you are no longer a captain.
     
  4. Avatarix

    Avatarix Member

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    well whatev who is then?!?
    i was out for a longer while and shit happend
    like, do you want to be a comm @Kidpaler ? take the job
    no one else will? then im still in place
     
  5. Kidpaler

    Kidpaler Member

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    Teef's got it covered and I think I'd prefer him as comm of NF because then the team won't take it super seriously. We can have fun when we eventually get stomped by BE with a raging lunatic at the helm. I can't wait to hear him screaming into the mic.

    ^ Teef said that on the last page.

    Edit: So yea, you were replaced. You shouldn't have resigned if you still wanted it.
     
  6. Avatarix

    Avatarix Member

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  7. Kidpaler

    Kidpaler Member

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    If it's "whatvs", why did you try to start shit knowing you said you resigned and going so far as to delete the post? Cmon man, let's try to keep this drama free. It will be more fun for everyone if we can keep the drama down and just stick to what Empires is, raging at each other over mic about how incompetent the other guy is despite the fact that it was all the comm's fault.
     
  8. Avatarix

    Avatarix Member

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    i wrote a single line and you are making a fucking drama out of it
    seriously, get your shit together now
    first i decided to drop it because of terrible communication between me and other commanders because of time zones, blocking, lack of time and amount of likability in the community
    and cause no one went to take care of it then tried to step in again
    ???
    didnt try to start shit, just no time to take care of this
    okay? okay
     
  9. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    im willing to join a team with teef as the captain, which says alot about avatarix
     
  10. Kidpaler

    Kidpaler Member

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    Whatever you say man, post history says otherwise.
     
  11. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    But im a patriarchal misogynist who denies white privilege and systematic racism.
    Why would you ever want to serve under a person who quoted your first rape joke in their signature?
     
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  12. Lawliet

    Lawliet Member

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    Hello there fellow players,

    Please stop shit talking Avatarix. Although I do not like him, he is a valuable player that has a fair bit to contribute to the community. The last thing that we want to do is drive another community member out of the game, given our population is scanty.

    Thank you again,
    Lawliet
     
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  13. Kidpaler

    Kidpaler Member

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    I don't think there was any shit talking, just pointing out he DID resign despite him trying to claim otherwise. Edit: Which in turn causes drama. Paradox said Spike kicked him without reason, Then Spike tried to back himself up and then he was told he's hallucinating which just makes more drama.

    Anyway, are you joining BE or NF?
     
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  14. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    rape jokes and misgendering is ok when its irony
    i dont know what hes done since hes one of those guys who restricts their profile
     
  15. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Yep you are still as fucking hipster as I remember.

    Keep fighting the oppression in a country you don't live in and could give less of a shit about aka the united states.
     
  16. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    maybe in a couple more years ill be on the alt right side of history
     
  17. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Maybe
     
  18. Acolyte

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    Well, Nf has 32 people, Be 26, so i guess things are more balanced now....
     
  19. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Yo I just realized im a human piece of shit noticed people are signing up for teams.
    That shit is going to be one sided.

    We have 58 people, throw everyone into a giant hat and have one person pull names.
    Use this. https://www.random.org/dice/

    Even numbers, BE, odd numbers, NF.
    Then assign them to a team based on the roll.

    I nominate flasche to pull names and assign people.
    Hes 38 and isn't a petty fuck that would imbalance the teams.

    Put the names in alphabetical, and just roll the names and slowly go down the list.
    Reroll the person if the other team has a number advantage until they get the lower member team.

    Example
    Jew1=6
    Jew2=5
    Jew3=1
    Jewish conspirator granithor=2


    Jew1
    Jewish conspirator granithor


    Jew2
    Jew3


    There I just stopped the inevitable rofl stomp.
     
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  20. Xyaminou

    Xyaminou Member

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    That is, by far, the worst way of balancing the teams I have ever heard. Congratulations.
     

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