Empires alternate object names

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  1. Trid3nt

    Trid3nt Member

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    Looking at the Funny emp_recruit questions, I came up with this idea: Messing with people by calling everything in empires by something random/misleading.

    Some Examples

    DUMG - Geraniums
    Barracks - People Factory
    Any Vehicle - Cars
    Ref - Money House

    Anyone got any more ideas?
     
  2. Mr.Bungles

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    vehicle factory- Weapons factory...i lol'd when that dude said that
     
  3. Inceptor

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    Hamgee

    Nook

    HWGuy'd

    Guess what each of them means
     
  4. kill3rtomato

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    Mg, Nuke, and .. high caliber whatever gun you get when you research DU?
     
  5. Demented

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    DUMGs absolutely have to be 'dumguns'.
     
  6. Etova Kala

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    Nukes will henceforth be known as "The Fist of God".
     
  7. Empty

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    In empires it's more like the heated pimple of god.
     
  8. Etova Kala

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    The sneeze of God?
     
  9. Demented

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    Muffins!
    They're like mushrooms, but sweet and fluffy!
    The clouds, silly.
     
  10. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    If nukes are the pimple of god then what's bio?
     
  11. Omneh

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    Venereal Disease of God? Either that or AIDS.
     
  12. rat-morningstar

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    yeah, aids mg
     
  13. Z100000M

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    lol , jekotians can cure "aids" with bandages :D

    anyways, geraniums is a funny name:p
     
  14. Metal Smith

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    Hurry com! place a barack here!
     
  15. Sonata Arctica

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    Nukes = Obamas
     
  16. Private Sandbag

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    i call barracks obamas
     
  17. Metal Smith

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    We need outhouses. If you don't take a shit every hour of combat, your aim starts to get shaky and you can't stand still.

    If you don't go to the outhouse, you start losing health as if you were hit by a bio missile.
     
  18. Private Sandbag

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    the players should have to take shifts, while the others sleep. while your charecter is sleeping you go through sureal dream sequences.
     
  19. Inceptor

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    We all laughed at how Harpax called a barracks a barack
     
  20. Etova Kala

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    But you die every so often, there's no need to go and relieve yourself.
     

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