University had like a "clubs fair" yesterday where all the clubs had information booths and stuff to sign up for and whatever. There was all sorts of clubs like fuck people just make clubs to make clubs. But anyways, the story: I signed up for the eSports club and I was like listening to like what the guys were saying and whatever, and then this guy (to be referred to as Dan from now on) was asking some question to the group organizers on their Starcraft II experience. Cue in the organizer talking about how before university he was going hard and stuff and was up there in diamond league or whatever trying to get to grandmaster, and whatever. Dan asked him a question, and the organizer said that some shit happened in a match or something. And Dan's immediate response was "Are you Pharrell Williams?" No, he wasn't asking him if he was an artist who happened to make a sexy song. No. What he meant by "Pharrell Williams" was for real, so "Are you for real?" (pronounce pharrell and it's close). why /b/? why can't you just stay on 4chan?
There was a lack of chill-and-play-some-CoD-on-xbox-with-buds-club, so I had to go with hardcore xXpussycutter420bonghitXx [MLG] [PRO1337] club.
