Cringe

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  1. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    So I assume "Cringe" is the new buzzword said to replace the now old and dated facepalm then?
     
  3. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    I think there's 2 types of cringe. Stuff like that doesn't bother me so much.

    But if it's like public cringe, such as:

    The scene in Breaking Bad after the plane crash with Walt in the school hall saying all that properly awkward shit.
    Anything in The Inbetweeners.

    Just general public awkwardness, I pretty much die. I have to just turn it off. A 20 minute episode of the inbetweeners would take me 60-90 minutes to get through, just because of how much I had to pause it. In the end I gave up watching it, it caused me too much physical pain.
     
  4. Grantrithor

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    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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  7. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    I still use facepalm. I'm vintage.

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    This one gets me. Oh jesus, the empathy. I wish I couldn't feel.
     
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  8. Grantrithor

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    FN wears flannel? Who would've thunk.
     
  9. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    My housemate watches cringe comedies. All the time.
     
  10. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Teeth you stuff is hilarious, not cringe inducing.
     
  11. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    I am like the on-going joke of empires.
     
  12. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Considering how beta you are , you are more of an empires in-joke.
     
  13. Freaknovich

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    Argeed.



    Also here are my cringe contributions:

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  14. Grantrithor

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    His comment on making cutting edge video games in Ruby brought me back to grade eleven CS class when one of my classmates thought it possible to make a DOOM clone from scratch in Visual Basic 6. Like seriously, not even joshin he was so sure of it. No surprise when he never finished his final project, whatever it ended up being.

    Like one time my buddy pulled out his supercomputer casio graphing calculator and was like "oh there's something that can let you program here" and I looked at it and was like "wonder how to program in the language", and this same guy who was talking about making DOOM on VB6 was there and I shit you not said "Maybe it is coded in VB or Turing (which if you aren't Canadian, is sort of like BASIC but cooler cause it's candan)". Cue my bud turning towards him and giving him a look of extreme contempt.

    These are the memories that come to me when I'm trying to fall asleep.

    edit: Freaknovich pls
     
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  15. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Oh god, of all things to post...

    Wait, Beta?
    Mother fucker I talk to girls constantly, even the good looking ones.
    I got out of that shy shit years ago, I am just aware of how fucking creepy I look.
     
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  16. Freaknovich

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    Teef's experience talk to girls:

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  17. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Oooo
    Ooooo

    Cut me deep there

    Regale me your many encounters of the opposite sex.

    I will share one of mine.

    I went to the movie with one of my friends Peter.
    We went to go see Avengers, that is where me and Jasmine frist met. She had her hair tied up into these cute little buns.
    Then I met her sister Ebony, then 3 of her friends, Maggie, Jennifer, and Spinele.
    Apparently peter was high that day because he whispered in my ear, "Who is that that caramel covered princess."
    I said who and then he pointed to Ebony.
    I have not met a black girl who was actually taller than me, and still had braces at 23.

    So we go to the counter to get tickets, me and peter both put down 15$ and we paid for ourselves and jasmines ticket.
    Because I am a classy mother fucker.
    We go in and I sit next to her and have peter to my left and her friends to her right. We sat through the movie close to each-other.
    I went in for the hand hold maneuver but she put hers in her lap. Then I got the hint and asked if she wanted a kiss. Her face turned red and fidgeted a little.
    I gave her 6 seconds, and then pointed to the bag of candy I brought. I learned that move from a blog.

    After we got out of the movie we stood in the lobby talking about the moive and shared a few stories here and there.
    I bowed my head and asked if she would like to continue seeing each-other. She said yes, then it all went down hill from there.

    All down hill, turns out Jenifer is crazy as fuck and she sent me death threats through facebook. I told Jasmine about and apparently they had a huge fucking fight, and then I got more death threats. Then she got into a fight with her sister over me because her sister said she wasn't respecting me enough and then I was like, "I am a masochist."
    She gave me this huge fucking look and said "what the fuck.." I smile and laughed a little and jasmine just gives me this death look.
    The kind of look my mother gives me when I bitch about her drinking.

    Then she got into another fight and she came to me crying because she didn't want to loose Jennifer, and it kinda broke my heart that somebody who won't get to know me hates me so much. I asked if she liked me enough to loose one of her close friends. I didn't get a response and I apologized to Jennifer through a facebook message and then told Ebony I wasn't going to see Jasmine anymore because I would feel so bad to ruin her relationships.

    I talked to ebony for a few hours, and said our goodbyes.
    She told me how we were a weird couple and didn't mind our quirks.

    I liked ebony and I asked if she would be willing to do anything in the future.
    Then she told me she is a Pan-sexual.

    Here is a picture I took of her and her friends Jen and Maggie.
    A dinner party at her dads restaurant.
    https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17639411/314_32983208383_336_n.jpg

    And here is a picture I took with her and Singele.
    She invited me to a graduation party for her friend.
    https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17639411/314_32984233383_971_n.jpg
    There arnt any pictures of me with her because I deleted them all because I am huge fucking crybaby, and for me to get over shit I need to have it out of sight.

    Good times.
     
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  18. Señor_Awesome

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    I think I saw a girl once. Can't be sure though.
     
  19. Z100000M

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    Teeth, me breda, I think you didnt quite catch the fact that I went for a beta+in(side) pun there. No need to go into stiffen-than-thou attitude.
     
  20. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    I didn't catch it.
    I was just showing off to freak is all.
     

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