Commander-built Stationary Artillery (SA) or Ballistic Missile, that utilizes the latest in Chargin' Mah Lazor technology. Size: maybe about the same as NF Radar. Constantly uses resources to produce and fire a single obscenely powerful shell, (or ICBM-looking thingy). When built, it also uses up one ticket, as to show that there is someone in there operating it. This ticket is then recovered if the SA is recycled. Process of building is sped up by engineers who can use their iPods to power the machine. Process should take a really long while, to justify the destruction firing such a missile would cause. When the missile/shell is ready to be fired, the commander gets an audible notice, and the silo/cannon changes a bit in appearance. Firing the SA is done by clicking a location on a minimap with them selected. When cruising through the air, the missile/shell could be destroyed by rockets/missiles itself, since it is big, moves slower than a normal missile, and is of phallic, offensive shape. A premature detonation would cause an EMP in the sky, making any aircraft and vehicles caught in the effect lose control for a while. Also some flaming debris would fall and hopefully crush something. Nuclear shells/missiles irradiate the surrounding area on detonation, creating plumes of green smoke that damages infantry that is inside it. On detonation, an EMP wave at the epicentre causes all electronics to malfunction, vehicles to stall, et c. It also does massive damage and knockback. Scouts sabotaging such a building could have 2 effects: When in "ready to fire" mode, sabotaging the thing detonates the shell/missile, but to only half of maximum effect. When in "chargin ma lazor" mode, sabotaging the thing causes it to use double the resource to produce the actual shell. Pros: + Commander can have some fun too. + You can still have arty. And it will obey your orders. Cons: - Would require space to be built, and therefore is not adjusted to all maps we have already. - One more way to complicate the commander gameplay. Alternatives: * Being a god damn hippie and opposing war. * Being a god damn hippie who is more into Bio Warfare, and likes spreading his AIDS around.