Become editor of the daily mail!

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  1. Chris0132'

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    That's right, now you too can decide what goes into the front page of the UK's favorite tabloid. Since the merger of 'Blackshirts Weekly', 'Xenophobia Newsletter' and the 'Princess Diana Fan Club' into one award-participating newspaper, the daily mail has brought the truth in Blair's Brown's Britain to middle-class voters.

    Today's story:

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    Write tomorrow's issue!

    http://vodex.net/mailmaker/
     
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    Hrr, no I don't think you get the idea.

    The daily mail HATES europe. They hate everything that isn't white, protestant, english, heterosexual, and fascist.

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Daily_Mail
     
  4. Ikalx

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    The daily mail used to occupy that area between a tabloid and a serious newspaper, but it's sadly fallen far. Used to get it...but now I just read the times.

    Sad.

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    Considering wikipedia lists an entry in 1899 where someone sued them for libel and got £1000 out of it, I'd have expected consistency.
     
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    Mmm...well I was younger then and only read the comics and did the crossword, so I guess it could have been as fail as ever. However, the pictures got larger and larger over time and the material got more and more facile. I think it may just be a reflection on the dumbing down of society though.
     
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    I tend to think of it as being part of the cause, but meh.
     
  8. Ikalx

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    You may be right...but the daily express, the sun, and the whole barrage of extraneous tabloids existed before the skullbuggery of the daily mail.
     
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    Oh yes they're all silly.

    I only occasionally read the times and the independant and only then when I'm very bored or want to do the crossword.
     
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    First 10 pages of the times maybe, and listen to LBC...i'm not really in society, so I kinda have to...lol.
     

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