bodrick: rawr Niarbeht: at school Niarbeht: waiting for a class to start Niarbeht: whee bodrick: yayz Niarbeht: rawr to you, too bodrick: I am at home and totally pissed Niarbeht: whee Niarbeht: whyzat? bodrick: because me and my gf just broke up Niarbeht: :'( Niarbeht: D: Niarbeht: Question 1: How much did you care about her? bodrick: I don't even know what to feel bodrick: FUCK LOADS bodrick: it's like Niarbeht: D: Niarbeht: D': bodrick: I cared about her too much to even want her to be with me bodrick: because I knew she could do so much better Niarbeht: I know the feeling Niarbeht: I'm trying to get over something like that right now bodrick: I just wanted her to be happy bodrick: that means more to me than anything else in the world right now bodrick: it's bizarre really Niarbeht: except in my case, we never actually went farther than being friends. Now she's in a relationship with a guy who has the potential to be a complete ass. bodrick: that's the way it always goes Niarbeht: I dunno what to tell you man bodrick: the dicks get the girls, the nice guys lose bodrick: holy shit I've had far too much Niarbeht: Makes no fucking sense Niarbeht: Yes, you have bodrick: lol I crashed into a parked car and a hedge on the way home just now bodrick: on a bike Niarbeht: holy fuck Niarbeht: drinkless Niarbeht: Like, lotsless Niarbeht: omg Niarbeht: drink some water bodrick: it was surprisingly fin bodrick: *fun bodrick: not the car Niarbeht: LOL bodrick: but the hedge bodrick: it was all soft and like weeeeeee Niarbeht: I should save this conversation for posterity bodrick: shit. Niarbeht: post it on the Empires forums Niarbeht: for all to see bodrick: go for it bodrick: :D bodrick: I'll need some lulz in the morning bodrick: otherwise I'll be depressed as fuck bodrick: also, I just declared my love for my best friend on facebook Niarbeht: What's working for me right now, oddly enough, is Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse, and a healthy dose of trying-to-pretend-to-want-to-look-elsewhere. bodrick: who happens to be a guy Niarbeht: WTH bodrick: yay arcade fire bodrick: it was meant to be ironic bodrick: I don't know Niarbeht: lol bodrick: ach Niarbeht: I dunno that AF would work for you bodrick: I can't feel my legs Niarbeht: Nice. Niarbeht: Have fun trying to get to the bathroom bodrick: I'm past that stage bodrick: seriously bodrick: tonight I just collapsed at the table Niarbeht: Very nice. bodrick: then kinda woke up whenever people started talking about physics Niarbeht: Wish I lived somewhere that that much alcohol was in bike-riding distance. bodrick: and just shouted CRITICAL ANGLES whenever it seemed appropriate to me bodrick: which was probably not as often as it seemed Niarbeht: wow bodrick: gah bodrick: also, do post this on the empires forums bodrick: I'd like to see what repsonse it got :D Niarbeht: kklol Niarbeht: Well, don't worry man. Niarbeht: If all else fails, my understanding of things is that most women pull their heads out of their ass around 40 and wise up to the fact that the jerky guys actually suck. bodrick: :p bodrick: meh bodrick: jesus I can't even see straight any more bodrick: I wonder how many units 6 shots of rum is Niarbeht: units of what? bodrick: alcohol Niarbeht: oh EDIT: Niarbeht: post goes up naow bodrick: brb gonna throw up
Another case of New Age man failing. Grab your stick, bonk some girl, and then wake up thinking "I've been good, you're my fucking reward" (pun intended :p )... hopefully, long term happiness ensues. Or if you were wasted...long term unhappiness Should be 1 unit per shot...but it'll hit you harder if you downed them all at once and are binge drinking. Binge-ing can be very hard on the liver, I only used to do shots, and i'm sure i've lowered my alcohol tolerance after only a couple dozen binges over the 3 years of uni. Ofc...i'm a lot lighter now, so that could be it I feel for ya
I think that's 10. You really should stop unless you've got a lot of excess fat to soak it all up. Don't forget the OJ for the hangover too.
126 pounds != much excess fat. Oh well. I've run out of alcohol anyway, so should probably go to bed.
Beforehand, OJ is pretty good at offsetting the dehydration. Btw, aren't fry up's absolutely terrible for a hangover? I'm pretty sure that's the case...
