I became a militant atheist after god had not rewarded me with a girlfriend despite praying to him every day for 6 years for a girlfriend.
He is right, you have to blow yourself up and take a few infidels with you and THEN you get the virgins.
I dont quite see the connection between doritos and dew (traditionally an xbox thing) and fedora tipping XP users.
Generally everything is inferior to something else in one way or another. Even Apple has impressive marketing ability when it comes to phones. How else could they get people to pay that much for crap and swallow lies so gullibly.