craig.gates

One human cell contains 75MB genetic info.
One sperm contains a half of that; that's 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100m sperms.
Average, ejaculation lasts for 5sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
So throughput of a man’s member is equal to
(37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 =1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female withstands this DDoS attack at
1,6 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package,
thereby being the best hardware firewall in the world!