R R R R R Raaaaap Battle!!!!

the rules are:

-8 line minimum
-20 line max
-no plagerism
-you can start beef, and if you get beef with someone it stays in this thread
(aka... if you get in a bitching war that's ok, just don't take it personally)
-dizzy smells

basically, just make a poem that rhymes some what, makes yourself look good, who ever you're insulting look dumb, and do it in as classy a way a possible

edit: haha i guess some people need inspiration...

i was just looking at this
http://brickcity.net/default.asp

have a look...

 

I think you just hit the wrong place for rap. Well, I don't know, but probably.

For rap you have to go to games like WoW, because "da shiz = blign blign mah mann, gotsa hab sum o' dat gottit? if itaint popailer i ant duin it!"

 

I will ninja your CV
Because your mum is fat.
Sometimes I want to take some IV
And piss on your cat
I can piss all day with that;
So head to the armoury
And get your hide ability
Because I'm coming across the bridge with HE.

lol doesn't even rhyme properly.

 

yeah i got hide
i'll sneak into your base
steal all your shit
hit you in the back of the head

by the time you wake up
i'll be three hours gone
but i'll still hear your screams
when you see what i did to your mom

 

You guys need to record it with SAM!

 

heres one for the escort fans out there

my names darth vader im nuke whore
when i play i make the game a bore
whats a spawn? i'll mow your lawn
15 kills after just one click?
oh thats right cause i got no dick

 

(Note: Most of what gets posted in this thread will probably cause poor Dubee to burst capillaries, cry, and generally look awesome compared to the rest of us. We all know we suck.)

Who heard of Grapehead
and his big mowtar?
He'll make you dead
you can't run far

Like your cv car?
He'll ninja hard.
Got a BE AR?
He'll get your card.

But if you got a nuke,
if your name be Duke,
his mom'll call,
and he'll surely fall.

(And it is official, I am made of suck!)

 

lol niar.. that was actually really good.. im no rapper myself so dont put yourself down like that

atleast yours rhymed... looks at sandbags*

 

I lol'ed
Sandbag's is pretty funny too.

 

johnny cw and the nf ar
hit you so hard you'd think its a car
run into a spawn close your eyes go boom
and realize your gun just cleared the whole room
no skill needed to get the win
so powerful noobs think your admin
30 nuke tipped bullet clips
complain to beerdude about gettin a fix

edit: added two more lines cause i just read the 8 line minium rule

 

ROFL... Nice stuff...

Im lolling....

 

omg grapehead is ON FIRE!

 

This could turn into a one-sided thread.

I just hope nothing rhymes with "Niarbeht"

 

this ones about opies commanding

once apon a time
a cw named daruck
killed an enemey comm
tryin to make a barruck
dubee rolled up
to make it go boom
the mission was
cv to the moon
"you are victorus"
everythings exploaded
opie only heard
"you have been demoted"

 

A new CW on the block
Stands in the ashes of the enemy
Pulls out his pistol, disengages the lock
Looks down to his feet
Nothing but dust and ash
Sees emp_recuit in the distance, nothing but meat
Grabs a grenade, pulls the pin
Smirks at the kill he is about to make
Watching the fear boil up
Knowing this grenade is going to make that noob bake
Glances left, glances right
Tosses the grenade, pulls out his gun
Sees a scout in the darkness
Calls out "ready for some fun?"
Steadies the sights on the fools head
Pulls the trigger, watches the scout's head pop
Chuckles a bit, "just another poor fool in my way"

(I am bored, sorry if it sucks)

 

Dear god, from where I sit Dubee is in front with a massive lead.

 

this aint a compatition.. its just for fun.. who cares if someones is better then the others

 

Check to the right,
all the headshots are my killings,
and I sneak around your base,
just to sabotage your buildings,
What you dont even realize,
is that im in the trees,
you better get on your knees,
and start saying please,
You talk some shit,
like you got a pair,
but your runnin' around,
with your head in my crosshair,

 

ohhhhhhh.. lol joey ripped it

 

everybody get down
yo better clear the floor
this battle's just begun
an now sandbag's on tour

i am the lyrical hero
the wost empires devil
if you look at me twice
it's your base i will level

there's no defense you put up
no turrets you can place
that'll protect yo from me
the baddest enemy you face

i'll kill you with a thought
win the phycological war
watch me end your team
before the battle line has been drawn

i don't understand
how that dumb you did get
why you keep wantin ammoz
out of shinzons cat

you can't spit faster than this master of flow
i kill and i rhyme, what do you do ya hobo?
you sit at your base
hopin to god i join you
cause then if i don't
it's kill you an yo CV too.