UK General Election June 8th 2017!

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  1. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    For once he will be succesful with one of his plans.
     
  2. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Exciting UK news:
    Theresa may will not debate Corbyn on TV.
    Tony Blair is not supporting Corbyn.
    London's mayor is not yet involved in a muslim terror attack.
    The Greens have stated their support for LGBTIQA+, while still supporting prison for love with 15 year old girls.


    Poll update:

    Tory 45%
    Labour 29%
    UKIP 7%
    LibDem 10%

    We are all still waiting for the silent anti-Brexit majority to show themselves and vote LibDems to victory.

    Someone please show this thread to SpaceOddity, I thrive on socialist tears.
     
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  3. complete_

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    i think its funny that the republican party hated trump and yet supported him 100%
    yet labour's hate for corbyn transcends party lines and they will probably end up voting for thatcher 2.0

    it actually makes me like corbyn more, even though i know nothing about him. republicans embraced their ID but labour's ID is more on the tory side
     
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    if May does some campaign memes where she says shes "feministing like a boss" do you think that'll bump her up to 60% support
     
  5. мrвlυeѕĸy

    мrвlυeѕĸy Member

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    This reminded me of the Guido Fawkes daily analysis (order-order.com). Out of curiosity - what on earth is IQA+
     
  6. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    What even the fuck.
     
  7. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Corbyn deserves to be PM, being one of the few people with any moral fibre in parliament. In fact I think's shared between him, Dennis Skinner and Caroline Lucas.

    Theresa May on the other hand. Is a twat. A terrible politician who had to placed in power by more powerful people, never got any of her own policies through as an MP so forced them through as PM and is so fucking useless when it comes to debate (mainly due to her party's manifesto being based on outright lies) that she hires venues in secret to make sure that no actual members of the public can confront her.

    Meanwhile the only time Corbyn put a foot out of line was when he whipped the PLP to vote in favour of Brexit but didn't whip them to vote against carpet bombing Syra.
     
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    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    I would also like to add that the Lib Dems are a fucking cancer upon this earth. Their sole purpose is to extend their careers by stealing votes from Labour and the Greens.

    A party of yellow dickheads.
     
  9. Deiform

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    :rolleyes:
     
  10. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    QUICK. THERE GOES ONE NOW.
     
  11. complete_

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    how do voters find it acceptable that a country's leader refuses to debate the other leaders?
    the controversy in canada was that the leader didnt want to participant in a english broadcast debate but did others
    cant believe the outrage if someone pulled out of debates in the US

    actually now that i think about it, it would probably have helped trump even more




    ps: corbyn is making a big mistake by refusing to debate without may
     
  12. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Theresa May could take a steaming dump on the Cenotaph, declare Hitler her homeboy, nuke a small island nation and replace all the A&Es in the country with luxury villas and the drooling masses would still vote her. You see, Corbyn sometimes doesn't wear a tie and John McDonnel learns things from books; unacceptable, unelectable.
     
  13. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    SAD FAKE NEWS
     
  14. McGyver

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    Forum default is dark mode, right? So don't complain about your white privilege!

    MORE NEWS FROM BREXITLAND:

    -Local elections were a disaster for Labour https://www.theguardian.com/politic...d-mayoral-elections-2017-live-results-tracker
    -Diane Abbott represents five minorites in one
    -Globalist propaganda is the same in all western countries: https://www.theguardian.com/money/2...le-to-find-employees-even-before-brexit-bites
    -Conservatives want to push immigration down to under 100K https://www.theguardian.com/politic...-to-keep-tens-of-thousands-immigration-pledge
    -Labour wants more immigration which means the British working class will have an even harder time to get a decent job.
    -Trickster wants cheap labour he can take advantage of and low taxes for the rich, therefore he votes LibDems.
     
  15. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    ^ I'll tell him you said that.

    I have a few non-UK cities lined up to move to. One I'm visiting later this year to scope out. With any luck, Edinburgh will be out of the UK and back in the EU within a few years time.
     
  16. McGyver

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  17. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    That's a good thing, don't really see an argument against it.
     
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    he is just jelly he doesnt get his tampons for free ...
     
  19. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Most foxes won’t vote Labour because Jeremy Corbyn ‘just not credible as a leader’

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    A poll taken of foxes across the country has revealed that barely 30% will vote Labour in the upcoming election, despite Theresa May’s plans to have them systematically torn apart by packs of dogs.

    The poll showed that whilst being systematically torn apart by packs of dogs was an issue for some foxes, they felt these concerns were outweighed by the need for competent, experienced leadership in these difficult times.

    “Well, obviously I won’t be voting Labour,” said prominent fox Simon Williams.

    “I must confess, I do like some of Jeremy Corbyn’s ideas, like his plan to not bring back a ‘sport’ that will see me and my family chased across the countryside before being savaged by a load of angry dogs, but the problem is that he’s just not credible as a leader.

    “He’s got that beard, and then there was that Diane Abbot who muffed up her numbers on the radio. I mean, that’s loads worse than bringing back plans to have me hunted to my death, isn’t it?

    “And he hates nuclear weapons. What a nob!”

    Even being shown the controversial clip where Theresa May can quite clearly be heard saying ‘foxes are all sh*ts, I f**king hate them, I hope they all die, the little fox b*rstards’ wasn’t enough to put Simon Williams the fox off.

    “No, that’s just strong and stable leadership.”
     
  20. A-z-K

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    Crinnnnnge
     

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